South Carolina Primary Has Native Son Stephen Colbert All Fired Up

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With the Democratic presidential candidates turning their attention to South Carolina ahead of that state's primary, proud Charlestonian Stephen Colbert plans to be all over this election like shrimp on grits. #Monologue #Comedy #Colbert
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  • Gone to hell bernie and stephen colbert ,tooooo old bernie ,to be wicked stephen Get lost both of you bernie ,stephen

    Mai PhanMai Phan5 hours ago
  • Unimportant Hollywood people

    no oneno one11 days ago
  • In the thumbnail, Stephen looks like Beck

    kavyamjkavyamj13 days ago
  • Taiwan actually named the disease first. Not sure why WHO re-named it?🤔Maybe to give it a more objective,less subjective, scientific name?So as to discourage location blame & long term tarnishing of initial outbreak territory. Which, I suppose,does seem fair. After all, Britain would hate it if *their* zoonotic disease, CJD, had been called "Mad Englishman Disease" or "Doncaster Dementia Disease" or "Herefordshire Heifer's Disease" or "Pickering Prion Disease" or "Merseyside Mad Cow Disease".

    Pink FreudPink Freud14 days ago
  • North Carolina come on an raise up take your shirt off and twist 'round your head. (spin it like a helicopter) Don't be hatin' on your big brother.

    Mallory CallowayMallory Calloway22 days ago
  • Corona virus in America. Congratulations.

    Abhishek Constantine Winchester RoyAbhishek Constantine Winchester Roy26 days ago
  • What city in Arizona 😂😂😂

    ChanceChance27 days ago
  • Nope

    Siege_J7Siege_J728 days ago
  • I haven't watched Colbert for three years. Is that a belly behind that single button blazer? Where is the svelte man I used to watch on Comedy Central?

    B UbaldiB Ubaldi29 days ago
  • that intro sucks

    Shikhar Meh.Shikhar Meh.Month ago
  • Trump’s gonna get Bernt.

    ScottScottMonth ago
  • Wow, I haven't watched Steven in awhile after boycotting him, but did he get stale? I could have sworn he was a lot more dynamic and funny. Hm

    JohnJohnMonth ago
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    defilade 106defilade 106Month ago
  • If NV was any predictor, Bernie is gonna crush the black and Latino vote to surprised Pikachu faces to people like Colbert.

    Jack DJack DMonth ago
  • at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="360">6:00</a> you can actually see for yourself how unfunny this show is even to the audience that in the studio...

    Константин ИвановКонстантин ИвановMonth ago
  • How unfunny could you get, you sell out

    George CostaricaGeorge CostaricaMonth ago
  • "To buy pepper." I had to pause, to finish laughing.

    John BakerJohn BakerMonth ago
  • checking back in, Nevada just voted and it is Sanders in a landslide. The DNC is now telling us they will overturn our votes, volunteer work and campaign contributions by ignoring the vote and choosing a status quo candidate with superdelegates. The illusion we live in a Democracy will collapse entirely in 10 days.

    The CMM Guy LLC.The CMM Guy LLC.Month ago
  • The people for Bernie.

    Che LiChe LiMonth ago
  • hand me a biscuit is what they would say in London Stephen

    tilly gregorytilly gregoryMonth ago
  • Please contact sen cruz for the online shamandalete

    Tele CourtTele CourtMonth ago
  • Invite The weeknd to sing AfterHours Live

    pacy _rockpacy _rockMonth ago
  • My favourite scene in the Joker is when the talk show host gets shot in the head.

    Devin StatorDevin StatorMonth ago
  • This episode crossed the line between the Unfortunate and Trumpian. 50,000 sick, and 2,000 dead people man. Good material for jokes, huh? Next time when you're out of ideas, make some jokes about Hiroshima, and the Holocaust.

    zBijszBijsMonth ago
  • Dude you can’t go on vacation at the same time Seth and Trevor I can’t live without your humor making the news bearable

    tattoofthesuntattoofthesunMonth ago
  • Omg. How boring is this

    Bharath RBharath RMonth ago
  • Billionaires are sociopaths. It is immoral to hoard so much money when people starve, go without homes and clean water and food and warmth and love. No billionaires. Bernie 2020!

    LaGuerre19LaGuerre19Month ago
  • Um, yeahhhh. Cause Coronavirus will die from the BLISTERING heat in April. You know, in Springtime/temperatures where viruses thrive. It's the reason why hospitals keep their facilities nice and chilly, to reduce the rate of spread among viruses, molds, and bacteria. A good idea right now would be to cut funding to the Center for Disease Control (CDC). We should totally do that to all the illegals in the United States. When USAMRID (United States Army Medical Research into Infectious Diseases) gets overwhelmed because Trump blew their wad on a wall we'll have to climb to escape the plague, then those cheapo EU people will have save all of us with the World Health Organization. That'll save us a lot of Money. tHe lOgiC oF tRUMP. It is mystifying, it is hypnotic in the way watching a train grind a car to bits, and it is TERRIFYING. Not only were we the people failed by party-line asskissing Senators, but by the President's own cabinet. We should have been hearing the screams of "HOLD HIS ARMS!" "HE'S SQUIRMING!" "DAMMIT JIM, THAT'S *MY* ARM!" "HOW DO THESE STRAIGHTJACKETS WORK? WHO DESIGNED THIS INFERNAL CONTRAPTION?" "Mother heard a noise and insisted I investigate. What's going on?" "INVESTIGATE? SURE, WHO ARE WE DIGGING UP DIRT ON NOW?"

    generalxanosgeneralxanosMonth ago
  • Obongo for ROPE

    Phyuck YiuPhyuck YiuMonth ago
  • Bernie will cause down ballot tickets to lose. Vote Biden and save the house and senate.

    Office ContactOffice ContactMonth ago
  • Bernie will drop dead forever he ever becomes president.

    BIG CAMOTEBIG CAMOTEMonth ago
  • Bernie is the only candidate against superdelegates. The rest are hypocrites

    Damian TaylorDamian TaylorMonth ago
  • "Nevada" -Kent

    Linda GLinda GMonth ago
  • I'm just preparing for another four years of watching Alec Baldwin on SNL to distract me from another four years of a mass-kidnapper in the White House, because given how ridiculous the Democratic primaries have gotten, and the huge number of idiots in this country, as much as I hate to say it, I doubt that guy will get unseated.

    Ryan TylerRyan TylerMonth ago
  • Meth-Gator 2020

    Mo9000Mo9000Month ago
  • I see that he dropped Obama's representation on the floor, guess Obama nor Michelle are interested in coming onto the show any longer huh😎😎😎🤤 When is Trump coming on since you are throwing him a fundraising dinner😎 right?? Is Trump still greenlighting all your jokes?? Yeah. We. Know.

    Coletha AlbertColetha AlbertMonth ago
  • Covid-19 sounds like something Trump invented in a middle of the night Tweet.

    ntorokntorokMonth ago
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="254">4:14</a> Truly the stuff of nightmares.

    Santa Monica DaveSanta Monica DaveMonth ago
  • Let's take a serious look at African American support (NBC/WSJ poll - Feb 18th): "Biden continues to lead among African American Democratic primary voters, but his support has declined from 52 percent in January to 38 percent now, while Sanders' backing among these voters has remained steady in the 20s. Bloomberg's support among African Americans has doubled from 9 percent last month to 18 percent now. "Biden's support with African Americans is under assault," said McInturff, the GOP pollster. When the Democratic field is reduced to just Sanders and Bloomberg, Sanders holds a 20-point national lead, 57 percent to 37 percent. And Sanders also holds a double-digit lead over Buttigieg in a hypothetical two-person race, 54 percent to 38 percent." So Biden's support by African American voters has DRASTICALLY dropped, Bernie's is steadily rising and if Bernie were to face off against either Bloomberg or Pete (because honestly, let's face it, Biden is NOT in this race anymore), he has a HUGE lead over both of them. STOP trying to play off or ignore exactly how fucking good Bernie is doing in this god damn race. Jaysus. What is WRONG with American democrats? As someone from outside your country looking in, this is just pathetic watching how god damn BIAS you all are against Bernie and how DESPERATE you are to try and convince people he couldn't POSSIBLY be the front runner, couldn't POSSIBLY win, or beat Trump. Open your eyes. He is winning in ALL of your polls. He is drawing the largest crowds. He is actually convincing a higher percentage of the 18-29 year old demographic to get out there and VOTE than did in the previous two elections (and unsurprisingly, they're voting for HIM). Unlike all the other candidates, he is running on policies that would HELP you people - policies that NUMEROUS countries around the world use and THRIVE on, so STOP with the scare tactics that it's communism (it ISN'T), or socialism (it ISN'T) - democratic socialism is something completely different, and frankly that so many of you don't actually UNDERSTAND that shows how LACKING the funding for your education system has been in the past DECADES. Something Bernie will INVEST in. Jaysus. Come ON people! Stop voting for the status quo. NOTHING will change under Warren, under Biden, under Klobuchar - and things will get HORRIBLY worse under Bloomberg or Pete. It's frankly disgusting that the media is not talking about Pete faking African American support, or talking about his plans to force high school students into a year of service after they graduate - because that's what you need, people forced into the military to boost your numbers. But no one is talking about that.

    ForCryinOutLoud O'NeillForCryinOutLoud O'NeillMonth ago
  • Hey stephen. Why don'g you make a show about TRUMP's ACQUITTAL.

    c.daniel Premkumarc.daniel PremkumarMonth ago
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="300">5:00</a> *biscuit

    Don't SSleepDon't SSleepMonth ago
  • Cripes, Merrick and Bloom Jr. are terrifying. Please never show that again.

    Don't SSleepDon't SSleepMonth ago
  • Am I the only one who cannot see videos after 13 Feb 2020?

    Zikhona MangcunyanaZikhona MangcunyanaMonth ago
  • just testing

    Phil RyanPhil RyanMonth ago
  • Andrew yaaannngg😭😭😭I miss him in the graphic.

    Benjamin DeppenBenjamin DeppenMonth ago
  • Has anyone thought that Bill Barr and Elton John maybe twins?

    Barry RBarry RMonth ago
  • Those people stuck in quarantine should be allowed to smoke spliffs. Bad enough being infected and separated from the world, may as well get high.

    julian tjulian tMonth ago
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="302">5:02</a> Colbert says “hand me a cookie...” while pretending to be a London photographer. The Closed caption scroll read, “hand me a biscuit...” love the wit.

    D WolfD WolfMonth ago
  • Bernie 2020!

    JBIRD FILMSJBIRD FILMSMonth ago
  • Yesssss My State to !!!!👏👏👏👏🙋🙋🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Ivory FyallIvory FyallMonth ago
  • Trump 2020.

    Biden, The Losing TicketBiden, The Losing TicketMonth ago
  • Tempe, home of Arizona State University, is pronounced Temp-E NOT Temp-A. I showed this clip to my students to update them on the primaries and they all about died when Tempe was mispronounced.

    Heidi WillisHeidi WillisMonth ago
  • I loved it when Stephen hummingly sang "Waterloo". Great voice!

    Authman Al-ShiblyAuthman Al-ShiblyMonth ago
  • I can see the reaction of a professional wildlife photographer who has spent weeks in the wild trying to get that one picture. "Ah, man, two mice in a train station? Come on! Really?"

    Get Out And Vote!Get Out And Vote!Month ago
  • ALERT! Stephen Colbert is obedient to the corporate overlords that pay his salary. He has avoided talking about Bernie Sanders' astounding lead. He has actually LIED by saying that Biden and Bloomberg (OMG!) hold the lead in support from people of color. It is time to BOYCOTT Colbert and his phony Trump outrage. Colbert wants a Democrat to win, no doubt. But he wants a nice moderate Democrat that isn't going to take away too much of his money. #BernieSanders2020

    Jai MaJai MaMonth ago
  • Amazing to me the closed captions changed Stephen's "hand me a cookie" to "hand me a biscuit".

    Sara GronstalSara GronstalMonth ago
  • "meth gator." hahahahahahaha.

    CA McCainCA McCainMonth ago
  • Colbert's actually good at the monologue. Now ... if he could just sack the awful 'band', and learn how to get a guest worth watching And how to interview them, the show would be good!

    mused101mused101Month ago
  • Yet another american tourist gets brutally assulted by muslim migrants in socialist liberal Sweden? This small girl is defenceless. Don’t vote for the democratic party! samnytt.se/video-gang-stampar-flicka-i-huvudet-doda-henne-wallah/

    GassebolGassebolMonth ago
  • Every anti-Bernie joke is either stupid or hack.

    The Dancing Vegan AtheistThe Dancing Vegan AtheistMonth ago
  • 😒 Bernie people don't get it. Republicans flipping on Trump are not going to vote for Bernie. A vote for Bernie is a vote for Trump. 🔊 Bloomberg is a strategy to prevent Trump from winning again. If we elect Bernie then Trump will win again 😥

    DNA LeguillouDNA LeguillouMonth ago
  • This black dude is a Bernie bro. #bernie2020

    Millevenon 585Millevenon 585Month ago
  • BERNIEEEEE

    Dragoner ProductionsDragoner ProductionsMonth ago
  • How many days of vacation do you get?

    Craig CraverCraig CraverMonth ago
  • Democrats manipulate voters’ empathy and gullibility to stay in power. Have you ever noticed that nothing gets better when Democrats are in power? The economy tanked under Obama and is now skyrocketing under Trump.

    WideMouthWideMouthMonth ago
  • Bernie FTW!

    Magnifico GiganticusMagnifico GiganticusMonth ago
  • Chris Cillizza is an American political commentator for television, of whom I have watched and admired from a far, however, thoughts are one thing, appearance is another, when coupled together produces an altogether different animal, when its demonstrated that a lot of hair dye is involved any opinions expressed suddenly becomes tainted with marketing and loses much of its luster, with questions like if they ever had any luster or truth in their presentation in the first place.

    Edmund SingletonEdmund SingletonMonth ago
  • Not fanny.

    злоб шибздикзлоб шибздикMonth ago
  • Where r u stephen???

    D. RobertsD. RobertsMonth ago
  • bernie tulsie 2020

    souris vertesouris verteMonth ago
  • Bloomberg. 😆

    Bender RodriguezBender RodriguezMonth ago
  • We have to vote for defeating the Repulsive Party, not for ideals, racial lines, age, sexual orientation, petty Hangouts, even health care slogans! We learnt enough lessons from Carter, Gore, and Hillary. I love them all but are they savvy politicans or candidates? I think not! Right now we're not a united party for the common good of democracy!

    Corpus CallosumCorpus CallosumMonth ago
  • South Carolina Does Not Matter Because It Will Go Conservative. It always does. The Democrats Will Never Win South Carolina. The first state to secede from the union: Has pride over the civil war. Inshrined slavery in its constitutional articles of secession. It will always be a Republican strong hold and therefore meaningless.

    O AnO AnMonth ago
  • I feel like the diamond princess is a familiar name

    F CuteF CuteMonth ago
  • Trump is causing another wall.. uskeys.net/watch/YW9J8bevKKc-video.html

    syed mohamedsyed mohamedMonth ago
  • Please report this in your daily coverage.. he is building wall in India to hide the poor from him. He is a racist meeting a facist uskeys.net/watch/qM764kbJu4s-video.html

    syed mohamedsyed mohamedMonth ago
  • Hey Stephen trump is building wall In India against the poor an evicting them, please keep him there. uskeys.net/watch/41_Uv8sHVnQ-video.html

    syed mohamedsyed mohamedMonth ago
  • #FLUSHTRUMP2020

    Martin SmithMartin SmithMonth ago
  • I'm so-called African America and I'm voting for Bernie Sanders where the f*** you get your poles from nobody black voting for the f****** Bloomberg

    Jodi johnnyJodi johnnyMonth ago
  • Just register to vote, go Bernie!

    Jovan ZdravkovicJovan ZdravkovicMonth ago
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