Colbert's LIVE Monologue Following Trump's 2020 State Of The Union Address

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After President Trump delivered a divisive State of the Union, Stephen Colbert delivered his LIVE Late Show monologue. The one thing we can all agree on: "My fellow Americans, the state of our union was long." #Monologue #StateOfTheUnion #Colbert
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  • Jesus, this was a month ago!?! This timeline is so screwed.

    dojo999dojo999Day ago
    • dojo999 we’ve been living this year for 3 months yet it feels like a year

      Sadie ThompsonSadie Thompson17 hours ago
  • I broke at banana 😄

    khuang96khuang9627 days ago
  • Nancy trying not to crack up at "stanktuary"

    FlameAdderFlameAdderMonth ago
  • I wonder if Stephen saw the look on Jerry Nadler/Adam Schiff face after Trump's acquittal . I'll bet he thought that was funny.

    Paul RegaladoPaul RegaladoMonth ago
  • And every one of those people would run that clown* out of town on a rail. *Impeached. Should have been removed, but republicans are complicit.

    SontarSontarMonth ago
  • Oh how I miss Don and The Giant Impeach Segments! What's to keep us afloat now? It's amazing the people who still support Trump and will turn out to Vote. Please don't say it's not possible. That's how we got into this mess--where the action is.

    M TaylorM TaylorMonth ago
  • Hey Stephen how are you buddy? I have watched your show from February the 17 to the 21. I wonder why your show is on a rerun. I hope everything is okay Stephen Colbert with you and your family. I'm looking forward to watching more new shows Stephen. Remember Stephen no one can take away a great special gift that you have inside you, that is why you are the best late night talk show host. Well Stephen peace out my friend, and please say what's up to John and his band for me.✌🎼🎹🎷🎸

    Ricardo HernandezRicardo HernandezMonth ago
  • No wonder Nancy got mad..he was talking bad about her cities where people are pooping and trashing her towns because she spent all her time failing to impeach Trump. I don't pity the fool. She should have been taking care of business. TRUMP 2020.....!

    Paul RegaladoPaul RegaladoMonth ago
  • Hey STUPID stephen. Tomorrow he's going to be ACQUITTED. Further, you need him for your show to go on for another 5 years. Nov 3 rd, you will again close your show much earlier than you did in nov 2016.

    c.daniel Premkumarc.daniel PremkumarMonth ago
    • PLEASE, PLEASE dont call other people stupid when you're spewing absolute stupidity yourself. Yeah, we know you hate to see your despot made fun of and you'd like the show to be shut down... just like they would do in the banana republics you and your ilk are driving this country towards. What's next after shutting his show down, detainment without trial? God, you sycophants are so fcking dumb. Ever heard of the 1st Amendment? Know what it is, how it works? Wait... never mind, don't bother answering that. Geez!

      Kaizaro123Kaizaro123Month ago
  • Love me some Stephen Colbert!!!

    Carroll ArmstrongCarroll ArmstrongMonth ago
  • You americans laugh at donald trump.... The rest of the world is laughing at your country for voting him in

    fhhsvnggbhfhhsvnggbhMonth ago
  • Is the justice department now going to publish a price list?

    Pam BrownPam BrownMonth ago
  • His ancestors came from Germany. His ancestors had nothing to do with taming the American west.

    Biggwill NYCBiggwill NYCMonth ago
  • OMG , stanctuary lol !!!!!. Coming from the guy with the nuclear codes. ???!!!

    Biggwill NYCBiggwill NYCMonth ago
  • The Stanktuary broke me up.

    DanDanMonth ago
  • I could care less about the fucking rockets. Start taking care of us!

    Kathy McGirtKathy McGirtMonth ago
  • I've just seen the comment section in a video of trump at the daytona 500. The level of admiration for this turd is absolutely crazy. How can normal or intelligent people be a trump fan?

    Dan StrDan StrMonth ago
  • What's up with Colbert's ear ? Is that from the screw ? Donkey !!!

    DocSmiTherZDocSmiTherZMonth ago
  • "Sailed the Wild West". That's right up with his "captured the airports during the War of Independence."

    Terence McQuillanTerence McQuillanMonth ago
  • I wonder how many snowflakes melted when trump wasn't impeached?

    Red 27Red 27Month ago
  • Maliana is no angel she hard core to the bone

    Caroline MorphisCaroline MorphisMonth ago
  • TRUMP 2020!!!!!!1

    Mary AdamsMary AdamsMonth ago
  • Nancy Pelosi ripped him a new one 👍🏻

    Catherine GoldCatherine GoldMonth ago
  • "John Roberts, who is still working double duty...Yest another American forced to work two jobs in Trump's economy"

    Mireille LebeauMireille LebeauMonth ago
    • Hahahahahahaha!! Good one!!😅😆🤣😂😆🤣

      Penny HollifieldPenny HollifieldMonth ago
  • What even seriously WAS that list of names?! What was the thought process behind stringing all those together on that one?

    Molly SpurgeonMolly SpurgeonMonth ago
  • Don't offer him your hand or one finger at all. You know what he'll grab for, and it's not your hand. And that's just another good reason to not wanna touch his hand anyway.

    Molly SpurgeonMolly SpurgeonMonth ago
  • Trump win you all haters lose lol

    Xris BoltzXris BoltzMonth ago
  • Hey Stephen Colbert you’re an asshooooollleee

    Roger FrenchRoger FrenchMonth ago
  • Wait .. wait .. what? The Family's Leave Act ??? But that's Socialism !!!!!!! I always new tRump was a commie democrat in disguise !!!!!

    Joseph WillisJoseph WillisMonth ago
  • Cumbert is a has been

    JSBJSBMonth ago
  • Wow Trump derangement syndrome is spreading quickly and out of control, you people are sick! Anyone who agrees with this kolbert is an idiot.

    Max PowersMax PowersMonth ago
  • No matter what Mr. Colbert, Mr. Meyers, or Mr. Noah say or do, Trump will be re-elected in 2020. Whether you like it or not, Trump has done a lot of good for this country. Instead of calling him an "idiot" or "dump", why don't you actually make a valid argument? Oh yeah, you're all liberals....

    TechLabLadsTechLabLadsMonth ago
  • *boring audience 🙄*

    KennethSNSDSone SMTOWNKennethSNSDSone SMTOWNMonth ago
  • Trump quote (?): "Freedom unifies the soul." Trump has no soul. He has desperate characters in the White House scrambling to make him appear more human, less of a Vampire/Vulture/Greedy, Gluttonous, Lying, Womanizing, Women-fearing, Women abusing, childish baby & bully! How did this con-man get to be our president!? Our enemies must be involved!

    Angel TearsAngel TearsMonth ago
  • I bet that was apple juice!

    Lisa GulickLisa GulickMonth ago
  • I don't come over to this side of youtube very often but man, it really seems like the Democrats are really bitter and devisive

    Denis GavrilovDenis GavrilovMonth ago
  • She sells Sanctuary - The Cult She sells Skanktuary - Cult45

    Robert ERobert EMonth ago
  • that's what that smell is! STANK-TUARY!

    x24 agthornx24 agthornMonth ago
  • LOL only one person clapped on what he had to say about health insurance.

    Membrane556Membrane556Month ago
  • Who are the idiots who voted for this supreme idiot?

    Sharon CooperSharon CooperMonth ago
  • Cosby Sills and Cash, Elvis Pretzely

    crazyhorsecrazyhorseMonth ago
  • Nancy she is my hero!!!

    SERGIO GILLSERGIO GILLMonth ago
  • Bill Clinton wanted to give Hillary, Monica's old job !!!

    crazyhorsecrazyhorseMonth ago
  • Colbert has chosen money over comedy. Like every FAKE NEWS overpaying these idiots to MAKE UNFUNNY TRUMP HATE JOKES

    Dakota BeckerDakota BeckerMonth ago
  • The video that wipes out Bloomberg uskeys.net/watch/pQioPR2WEQ8-video.html

    Paul Revere's Horse BuckyPaul Revere's Horse BuckyMonth ago
  • Nancy!!!! 🙌

    Holly BauerHolly BauerMonth ago
  • What would be funny is watching this annoying dude have a stroke live on tv

    Perfomance Car ManiacPerfomance Car ManiacMonth ago
  • This dude secretly wants to drink the president's man juice I bet

    Perfomance Car ManiacPerfomance Car ManiacMonth ago
  • Tick.. Tock..

    Tetrahydro TravTetrahydro TravMonth ago
  • IF THEY don't have anything to hide WHY they didn't allow any witnesses? EVERY DAY EVERY MONTH EVERY YEAR A THOUSANDS OF COMPANIES GOING DOWN CLOSING. HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT SO HE CAN OPEN GOLF COURSES AND HOTELS ALL OVER THE WORLD LIKE CHINA, BECAUSE WHO HE IS...

    Celia YoungerCelia YoungerMonth ago
  • I thought Cali was a "dank"tuary ?

    TheHikingnutTheHikingnutMonth ago
  • Americans take pride in their 2nd Amendment ... apparently to go down without a fight.

    Russell RaceyRussell RaceyMonth ago
  • He stole some of this from my high school public speaking essay!!!!

    Duncan MacleodDuncan MacleodMonth ago
  • We need a Nancy cam. She's glorious ♥

    EK XEK XMonth ago
  • Bloomberg 2020.

    Catherine LearyCatherine LearyMonth ago
  • Colbert is a hack comedian, whose sole material comes from making fun of our President full-time.

    Ashley BottomsAshley BottomsMonth ago
  • Why did this show up on my feed and who tf watches this show

    K BK BMonth ago
    • Catherine Leary what you talkin about Willis?

      K BK BMonth ago
    • You watch it constantly, and comment on every clip. Remember?

      Catherine LearyCatherine LearyMonth ago
  • What is "Stanctuary?"

    Kurt BKurt BMonth ago
  • Mostly campaigning for Bernie!!!

    Mare TomaskiMare TomaskiMonth ago
  • MAGA 2020 The Majority of Americans will vote for him cause the Dems got NOTHIN

    doug hodgesdoug hodgesMonth ago
  • Stephen Colbert is such an ass. The Establishment hates Trump because he exposed them, and he beat them. America is doing much better under President Trump than anytime in the last 4 decades. And that includes all the demographics (lowest Black unemployment, lowest Latino unemployment, a "Blue Collar" Job Boom, rising worker wages), and U.S. Manufacturing jobs coming back. Looks like Trump knew how to use the Tariff system (nobody else did, or would -- including Bernie) to create a more level playing field. America is now doing well. Prosperity works! The Global Government of the Elites ("New World Order") does not, and never did. Trump presented (for the first time in decades) great State of the Union results! Stephen Colbert is just a mere child (like his hero Nancy Pelosi).

    FreeSociety1FreeSociety1Month ago
  • uskeys.net/watch/bYTe9spo9QU-video.html

    Sean HeupelSean HeupelMonth ago
  • I don't understand how Nancy didn't burst out laughing.. My goddd

    Amanda MosherAmanda MosherMonth ago
  • Trumps speach is like Turners "The Frontier" filled with blind nationalism and a mirage of lies to decieve the listener, and plunge the believer further into the shadows.

    CritCritMonth ago
  • #WRITEINMITT Mitt Romney should be the Republican Nominee for 2020!

    Jenny SamJenny SamMonth ago
  • WARREN 2020 "AMERICAN VOTES MATTER!"

    Josefina MagallanesJosefina MagallanesMonth ago
  • How splendid it'd be if a packed house like that holds up placards with STFU, big and bold. WTF was that about "downsize destiny"???? Ohh never mind...... that was, like 98% of the entire mass of snake dung, contrived filler....... as Mr. James Brown said: "Just talkin' loud and sayin' nothin'...." Anybody old enough to remember a 60's TV show "Where the Action Is"? :) No, he doesn't. The show involved hipness, good vibes n' music. Well, what a milestone for humanity..... where the action is is whatever. Profound seer and a downright guru..... we had no idea the enormity of His insight. What happened to his story about NBC declining the idea of a season of "The Apprentice (Donald's Contrived Value)", and his "I'll show THEM" reason for running? Oh.... right..... when you speak the truth you don't have to remember anything...... Freedom unifies the...... oh "SOLE". The fish or shoe thing? Of course he's tuned in to the spiritual.....his "soul" amounts to just enough electrical energy to operate a nervous system and proudly generate repulsion. Kurlian photography reveals he doesn't have so much as an aura. That's not a viable being. No wonder the only function and role he can fulfill is as a funnel through which SOLELY material wealth pours. How 'bout that preadolescent diss with the handshake? What's disgustingly pathetic is those administrators of loving hickeys to the presidential posterior saw that and shuddered, trembled, and nearly lost bladder control. Place your bets..... there were lots of prayers and rosary bead fidgeting in there...... grown men with enough material excess to fund a children's hospital silently praying for protection....... "Dear God please talk with Donald and assure Him of my absolute desire to BE Him....... while I'm not worthy of being his toilet paper, I beseech thee in the name of our savior and bringer of kindness, Donald J. Trump, to instill confidence of my absolute adoration of His Malignance, and further assure Him that my desire to BE Him does NOT represent a threat to BECOME Him...... and lastly, God, I pray for your merciful protection from such a deeply hurtful punishment as His Malignance taking revenge upon my feeble soul in refusing me the Divine Privilege of the grasp of His Loving Handshake of Respect....... at such a moment I would leap to my mortal end from the pinnacle of the rotunda while reading the tweet storm of the Omniscient One...... (tremble shudder cower)....."

    One WorldOne WorldMonth ago
  • Pelosi has a lot of willpower. I would have set fire to the hoax of a speech.

    senni bgonsenni bgonMonth ago
  • Psst, don't tell Trump Harriet Tubman was black.

    R HR HMonth ago
  • I just love how you Liberals are so pissed off... get the economy's never done better, and everybody's doing well.... this show sucks.. it's not even funny... I have to force myself to watch it..

    gr vegr veMonth ago
    • @Sunny this is a subjective very unknowledgeable about.. do you know how high our 401K has went this year? Apparently, you don't have one... what you need to do is invest your money instead of blowing it... invest like a man.. you lack knowledge in the subject, yet you still give an opinion... there's not too many stupid people who vote Republican..

      gr vegr veMonth ago
    • Economy's never done better? Are you kidding? Maybe just 1 of the really rich? Living off dividends & other stock investments? Either that or stupid?! Economy is better for those at the top, not for those working for a living & working hard but can't male a decent living cuz' obs don't pay a living wage unless one is at the top, with perks! Or, guess you can work for Congress & be overpaid for what little work you may do.

      SunnySunnyMonth ago
  • The rural internet thing is total bullshit. Obama already did that a long time ago. We got fiber optic in bumfuck Missouri four years ago. Nice try taking credit for yet another Obama accomplishment.

    winesap2winesap2Month ago
    • Bernie 2020!!!! ❤️⚖️🗽♻️🌎✌️🇺🇸

      senni bgonsenni bgonMonth ago
  • the cows and the horse in rural america can't wait to finally start their facebook accounts

    Gigi Vlogs - Mi SaludGigi Vlogs - Mi SaludMonth ago
  • Pelosi needed scrap paper to wipe her butt...why not use this speech which is already full of crap.

    Jose TorresJose TorresMonth ago
  • I loved how he mentioned Bernie!

    Dee DeeDee DeeMonth ago
  • Vote blue, even if a toaster is the chosen candidate. It won’t lie, wont hide its tax returns, won’t golf, won’t insult and alienate people, won’t sow division, won’t pander to neo nazis and racists, nor will it spend its valuable time writing on Twitter. Just 2 of these things makes a toaster twice the president than the buffoon currently occupying the office. It should be clear to any half decent human being how incompetent, corrupt, dumb, and wholly unsuitable Agolf Twittler was and now, through the evidence of his time in office, actually is for the role as a leader. No other country where people are free to vote, would elect someone like Drumpf unless they were overtaken by racists, or neo nazis, or such similar trash, and even they would think twice. Heck, no sensible company that has any desire to truly succeed, would ever select him as their leader. Yet the republicans did and do back him, after many of them spoke bad of him at first, because they know the truth about him. But then they began to sing a very different tune once they realized that from the tea party and onwards, the Republican base had changed to a large part of racist, bigoted, fearful and hateful people who simply shout loudly and pretend that the noise equals more people than they really are. They bowed under the pressure of these deplorable individuals, reshaping the people and course of this once respectable Republican Party. We all know the truth of this, people the world over do, and yet, the Republicans defend him and back him at the expense of truth, morality, ethics, the American people, and their health and well being, not to mention the security and stability of the world. This abysmal, corrupt and traitorous behavior is paving the way for future record breaking corruption of politicians and the system. Republicans act in a complete partisan way while accusing others of doing so, they commit the crime while accusing the victims of doing so. Corruption has reached record breaking levels amongst them primarily and this support of the orange buffoon at the expense of all that is decent has caused and will yet cause severe damage to this nation and beyond. When will Republican voters, those who aren’t racist, misogynistic, fearful of any other color than their own, hateful, and neo nazis, wake up to realize that the Republican Party of old is long gone, overtaken by people who put their careers and self before country, even the God and religion they proclaim to follow. Would Jesus ever want to be seen with a man like Trump??? The self-confessed female genitalia grabbing, self-confessed “exaggerator of the truth” (=liar), and Russian candidate. Many of those who elected this moron to govern, have no functioning moral compass. To call yourself a Christian and vote for Drumpf is a complete contradiction.

    R KR KMonth ago
  • The way the #Democrats would like people in jail to #vote uskeys.net/watch/lt-5MbJWnis-video.html

    David StaleyDavid StaleyMonth ago
  • Mike Bloomberg Ad Uses Obama/Biden-Era Footage Of Caged Migrants To Criticize Trump t.co/RlXyf9BqQL

    David StaleyDavid StaleyMonth ago
  • Was Obama called a racist when he said people need to come here legally and learn English ? Obama can say it but Trump can’t ? RETWEET and tag a Democrat! t.co/12FopaVxOp

    David StaleyDavid StaleyMonth ago
  • Unpoopular!

    Mary Rose KentMary Rose KentMonth ago
  • Colbert actually thinks he is funny

    tbone020998tbone020998Month ago
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