Trump's Dishwasher Rant Is Highlight Of Rambling Pre-Debate Rally

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As the Democratic candidates prepped for their debate in Iowa, President Trump strung together a long, rambling list of complaints in front of his rally crowd in Wisconsin, including fresh concerns about water-efficient appliances. #Colbert #LateShowLIVE #Monologue
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  • Wow, would you believe it? trump can count to ten. Although he might have read that on the teleprompter, if he could read. Also I've been wondering, does he always eat toddler food because he's never learned how to use silverware?

    Susan MathersSusan MathersMonth ago
  • Common fellow NY let's bring him back and Run this ( in trouble country) you know he can do it

    Pia RossiPia Rossi2 months ago
  • Stand for He's Honer Mr. Bloomberg thank you President Obama.mayGod Bless you for many may years

    Pia RossiPia Rossi2 months ago
  • Steeve sorry to use your show to thank with all my ❤️ President Berruck Obama standing Bloomberg thank thank thank You to stand up got

    Pia RossiPia Rossi2 months ago
  • Ran across a Maga hat laying on the ground the other day. Picked it up, looked inside in the inseam, and read the words I knew would be there.... "Made in Chy-na"

    CD SmithCD Smith2 months ago
  • Is it just me, or does Colbert seem to be going more and more into retardation with his jokes? It's like he's actually trying to become Trump.

    King of GainsKing of Gains2 months ago
  • "Anything i say that is slightly false makes headline", lol....Are you kidding me. Why is his audience going along and applauding him with him just admitting that he lies and they are ok about it. Give me your tired your poor your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and get rid of the orange dictator and his followers to a tiny deserted desert island...make america great again lol.

    A JediA Jedi2 months ago
  • The cheeto in oeach

    Burt ShortBurt Short2 months ago
  • How I wish I lived in a time when the village idiot and the POTUS were not the same person ‼️

    Martin SmithMartin Smith2 months ago
  • I'm so happy I'm not American . Trump town is a sad place

    Tauri JarvisTauri Jarvis2 months ago
  • *It's sad to witness a beacon of democracy failing into a dictatorship. Trump's wall might become like the Berlin Wall: to keep americans from leaving. This fool is crazier than King George and America fought a revolution to get rid of the strongest super power at that time. Time to clean your muskets and reclaim the power to choose democracy.*

    Mike CMike C2 months ago
  • He just admitted… That he's a liar…

    ForeverMe543ForeverMe5432 months ago
  • ???? <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="93">1:33</a> ?? ? ? ??

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  • I question the intelligence of anyone who can listen to every word that comes out of the orange racist's mouth/still applaud.

    beedsj roiuebeedsj roiue2 months ago
  • TRUMP: "Why have you got 'Interview with a Vampire' on my calendar, I've already seen that movie?" AIDE: "No Sir, that's your appointment with Stephen Miller..."

    gtoss chddygtoss chddy2 months ago
    • this person be our president!!

      chding zuurechding zuure2 months ago
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="193">3:13</a> ... and someone (🦧) is hitting the "old Adderall" again... 😂

    Flo ReteFlo Rete2 months ago
    • This is one of the funniest of monologues he's done ... it's just hilarious!! It just checks out! Hats!! I brought back the ole' lightbulb!! Seriously our orange disaster.... we can no

      chding zuurechding zuure2 months ago
  • I seriously doubt Trump has ever washed a dish

    Bradley AdkinsBradley Adkins2 months ago
    • Oh you can't have Taco at tuesday .... everyone knows that taco is at fridays... Taco Friday is a thing !!! just look it up.

      beedsj roiuebeedsj roiue2 months ago
  • This shit isn't funny anymore, trump is a sad soul.

    Ray jRay j2 months ago
    • The Backers lost to the 49ers

      gtoss chddygtoss chddy2 months ago
  • ?? <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="61">1:01</a> ???? ????

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  • I think the next most popular profession in the future is going to be Psychiatry. The GOP Base is going to need all the psychiatric help they can get when Trump gets out of office.

    Dave GeboDave Gebo2 months ago
  • Trump: I'm bringing back coal jobs! Canary: Bitch please. *Canary dies in recently reopened coal mine* Trump: Democratic hoax!

    Nolan KuffnerNolan Kuffner2 months ago
  • My only question is if they got permission from Lebron to imply that Tuesday was “Taco Tuesday”

    flynavy2222flynavy22222 months ago
    • @bssni touir completely random, but completely true

      flynavy2222flynavy22222 months ago
    • Ever have the dry heaves and wished you could throw up and get it over with? Listening to Trump speak at one of his rallies would be a good cure.

      bssni touirbssni touir2 months ago
  • It isnt funny ..

    tushar patiltushar patil2 months ago
  • I don't know him I must have heard about him But I have not met him Maybe I have met him a few times But I don't know him He doesn't know me too Maybe he knows me But I don't know him I have not heard about him I haven’t been photographed with him It’s not me in the photo We'll see.....wait for the ‘eminent’ In-Peach-men

    DR Ir MDR Ir M2 months ago
  • Trump supporters use their dishwashers as lawn ornaments.

    KRONOS 1957KRONOS 19572 months ago
  • Guys like Stephen fight for Dems whether it is right or wrong. This is why the Damn leaders do not work for the good of the people of America but for themselves.

    James TanJames Tan2 months ago
  • Mike Kirkelie the chimney soot cleaner

    James TanJames Tan2 months ago
  • Mike Kirkelie the chimney door cleaner.

    James TanJames Tan2 months ago
  • Lock him up, Cardboard Bucket

    Jersey JulieJersey Julie2 months ago
  • This is one of the funniest of monologues he's done ... it's just hilarious!! It just checks out! Hats!! I brought back the ole' lightbulb!! Seriously our orange disaster.... we can not let this person be our president!!

    Jersey JulieJersey Julie2 months ago
  • Oh you can't have Taco at tuesday .... everyone knows that taco is at fridays... Taco Friday is a thing !!! just look it up.

    arcticblue248arcticblue2482 months ago
  • The Backers lost to the 49ers

    kasmir justin williamskasmir justin williams2 months ago
  • Keep america corrupt again should the line read.

    OhPlease aOhPlease a2 months ago
  • Why is Trump still walking? This impeachment is a joke

    yogiotoyogioto2 months ago
  • All Colbert does is stroke you, and you fall for it.

    D KahnD Kahn2 months ago
  • Who are these people? How simple do you have to be to follow this clown?

    bilisha colibilisha coli2 months ago
  • Go read the comments, and then say, wow, so many people are so brainwashed by stupid tv shows.

    D KahnD Kahn2 months ago
  • You people keep going on about how Trump went on about the stuff....... and hate to break it to you, but the Democrats went on and on and on about all of those appliances etc. for many years, wasting tons of money to have them researched, politicized and regulated to this day, and all to control how you live on a daily basis... what? You listen to whatever politicians tell you is the best way? Then you deserve what you get. uskeys.net/watch/FAn1FWInBi0-video.html

    D KahnD Kahn2 months ago
    • ????? 1:42 ? ?????

      bilisha colibilisha coli2 months ago
  • Ever have the dry heaves and wished you could throw up and get it over with? Listening to Trump speak at one of his rallies would be a good cure.

    Raymond BlaisRaymond Blais2 months ago
  • Trump fancies himself a hilarious, razor-witted intellectual. The life of every party. He does these stand-up routines for his adoring crowds as a way to divert attention (he thinks) from the fact that he no idea WTF he’s doing as president.

    thieleesthielees2 months ago
  • I just wonder if Trump is reading his BS off of a teleprompter, if he is, who is writing his speeches?

    Miguel GarciaMiguel Garcia2 months ago
  • The irony is any problem with dishwashers and the like is because of the water quality not the design of the dishwater. Mine is currently ruined right now because Arizona water is so over calcinated that all the drains and spiggots have been crusted over beyond repair. So how about you focus on cleaning the water and piping infrastructure instead of rambling about faucets and dishwashers.

    Nodnarb EhtNodnarb Eht2 months ago
  • *CHANGE MY MIND: Trump is way funnier and way more entertaining in that rally than Colbert in the entirety of his career!*

    Norm Allyn *IM A MAAM* WalkstrongNorm Allyn *IM A MAAM* Walkstrong2 months ago
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="247">4:07</a> lol!

    Rod CruzRod Cruz2 months ago
  • But they will continue to support and elect and reelect them till the end even when it literally costs them the farm...but no worries...At least they got to keep that kool red hat and maybe when Agribiz buy them out for pennies...they can still stay on the place as the help?....Ya that red hat makes you look dumb!...But At least you didn't get stuck with Clean air and water or universal health care or universal education....Now that would have been hell!

    Steve BellSteve Bell2 months ago
  • Great to have a political system where you can lampoon the leader of a nation, but a horribly deficient system that allows this level of unstable world affairs to be created by lies from this US administration and other US governments before this one. Hundreds of thousands of innocent lives have been lost because of these deficiencies.

    AlrukitafAlrukitaf2 months ago
  • Trump's gone plumb nuts.

    LivingInVancouverBCLivingInVancouverBC2 months ago
  • The POTUS.

    TheViperFanTheViperFan2 months ago
  • One thing Trump CAN do . . . . is see (partly) into the future. "The world is laughing at America". Yep!! Who's the greater fool, the Fool or the Fool that votes for him. THAT SHOULD BE ON A 'T' SHIRT!!!

    GMPGMP2 months ago
  • Another family reunion.

    Charles MerrittCharles Merritt2 months ago
    • Was that rally on Sesame Street?

      bssni touirbssni touir2 months ago
  • All the butthurt hahaha #trump2024

    santiagop23santiagop232 months ago
  • All I want to know is what came first: the Eisenhower administration or the last time the con artist in the White House used an actual dishwasher?

    R. D.R. D.2 months ago
    • are soooo ridiculous...

      bssni touirbssni touir2 months ago
  • ????? <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="102">1:42</a> ? ?????

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  • Better place than a trump rally..."? Well, hell comes to mind.

    Alexander BurawaAlexander Burawa2 months ago
  • Cheapest ploy, cheapest Plesident.

    Alexander BurawaAlexander Burawa2 months ago
  • "Nothing makes you sound more like an old man than screaming 'I brought back the old lightbulb'!" Hah! 😂

    S RoweS Rowe2 months ago
  • Hey, how about 'Pimpeachment'.....

    Traci HockmanTraci Hockman2 months ago
  • I'm glad I didn't know he was in Milwaukee. I always want him to go away whenever he's in Wisconsin but Milwaukee is way too close to where I live.

    Lynn TaylorLynn Taylor2 months ago
  • Member how he disavowed the KKK? Look up the definition :)

    Atlas WolfeAtlas Wolfe2 months ago
  • HE'S LOST IT!

    Anthony GladdenAnthony Gladden2 months ago
  • Colbert still mad trump made him look a fool in 2016 😂

    michael whatleymichael whatley2 months ago
  • It would be very funny if they did one segment of the show completely serious pretending everything trump says is the truth ... I think it would be hilarious because by now his lies are soooo ridiculous...

    kurtapfelkuchenkurtapfelkuchen2 months ago
  • Was that rally on Sesame Street?

    Barbara LeMereBarbara LeMere2 months ago
  • military. That just makes the rest of the world worried.

    chding zuurechding zuure2 months ago
  • Slightly false?!!!! Really? As slight as windmills causing cancer??????

    Vishnu RVishnu R2 months ago
  • The dumbest people, trump's people,

    Michael JMichael J2 months ago
  • The Media is after the truth (and also ratings in some cases) which the president of one of the biggest democracies still doesn't know the importance of. Why all the fuzz when you can lie out of a situation? The mentality of a neglected 6 year old...and Donald Trump

    Akhil MuraleedharAkhil Muraleedhar2 months ago
    • full.

      chding zuurechding zuure2 months ago
  • Light 'M.. Up folks.

    Gottlieb GoltzGottlieb Goltz2 months ago
  • OMG chump can count to 10? Must have been using a cheat sheet.

    dorian diddlesdorian diddles2 months ago
  • this guy really thinks he's funny??I think he's a asshole myself

    Erwin DemarinoErwin Demarino2 months ago
  • I've got some bad news. My aunt just had a hysterectomy.

    Lynn TurmanLynn Turman2 months ago
  • My question is he high or drunk?

    Logic TNLLogic TNL2 months ago
  • Fellow Americans, we actually have a chance to change our future. It won't be difficult getting a better potus. Let's not make the same mistake twice. The only thing he has contributed is plenty of memes, laughable tweets and bonus material for comedians. We can seriously do better than this.

    Geralt the WitcherGeralt the Witcher2 months ago
  • There are more topics on the way: toasters, ovens, hair dryers, shavers, door bells... you continue...

    Nina Agi B.Nina Agi B.2 months ago
  • And as usual, on a demoncrat sponsored show such as this, they only play pre-selected clips from the Trump rally and out of context. What demoncrats do best.

    Tuco RamirezTuco Ramirez2 months ago
  • His audience will clap at anything. He is talking about dishwashing

    dueeh nyyudueeh nyyu2 months ago
  • The jig is up asshole vacate the office now!

    Josh MccloudJosh Mccloud2 months ago
  • If you cheer for trump You only show your stupidity under the lights. This man is a stupid Caligula and has raised even stupider Caligulas. The trump family should have all minor children removed from their corruption for their own sake.

    Mike NelsonMike Nelson2 months ago
  • It is well known fact DT is a germ a phobic. No one washes dishes 10 x except OCD sufferers. There are so many LD issues with this President.

    Alice McHughAlice McHugh2 months ago
    • Clapping at the concept of dishwashing? Truly, the best people.

      dueeh nyyudueeh nyyu2 months ago
  • I just saw a video of you apologising to him from 2016. 😂😂

    Abdihamid 114Abdihamid 1142 months ago
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