Spooky House: The Worst Halloween Movie Ever

Oct 28, 2020
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  • I want ur jumper but I don’t have money can I steal urs? Please I am spooky boy also

    Ash ArcherAsh Archer7 hours ago
  • Cool

    Bb goat on soundcloudBb goat on soundcloud7 hours ago
  • Maybe, and this is mere speculation on my part, Zamboni's wife is the only one who's capable of real magic. This would explain why she literally shapeshifted in front of dozens of people while Zambonis has to stick with his sleight of hand routines (except for the shattering glass trick of course, which was _amazing_ )

    Nils_the_humanNils_the_human8 hours ago
  • Why did i think that it was Snape for a split second when i first saw the thumbnail.

    Zayana Ekram ChowdhuryZayana Ekram Chowdhury10 hours ago
  • It was obvious that his wife was going to come back.

    Josh Castic ShowJosh Castic Show11 hours ago
  • 24:04 *turncoat by micheal rothery*

    Classic ScoutClassic Scout14 hours ago
  • Film should have ended when Max got stuck in a couch and due to the Zabini's weight he dies of suffocation.

    Magdalena MitrovicMagdalena MitrovicDay ago
  • DCFS- Coming Soon

    Nicolas SequeiraNicolas SequeiraDay ago
  • he looks like snape

    Laura SmithLaura SmithDay ago
  • The Great Zamboni reminds me so strongly of Severus Snape that its throwing me off SO hard. I know they're played by different actors but oh my god they look way too similar

    LaurenLaurenDay ago
  • 14:43 I'm sorry I thought I was watching a Danny Gonzalez video, not John Mulaney?

    GallifrAngelGallifrAngelDay ago
  • If your name is junior and you blew up your wife come on raise your hand

    Gogeta SansGogeta SansDay ago
  • Isn't it kinda... racist (or at least very stereotyped) that the real magic in the movie is related to the native american character? That doesn't even have a single line in the whole movie?

    Ronan ErudonRonan ErudonDay ago
  • Do christmas chronicles for December

    Starcher Gamer18Starcher Gamer18Day ago
  • you realize that orphanages didn't exist in 2002? They were banned in like the 70s' I think

    Molly BrewerMolly BrewerDay ago
  • I kinda expected that

    archeewolf _studiosarcheewolf _studiosDay ago
  • 24:09 memento mori 😔

    axlineaxlineDay ago
  • I'm confused what the point of this movie is

    howdy howdyhowdy howdyDay ago
  • Before the video started I got an ad and one of the things said in the ad was “What does it mean to be truly great?” (for alcohol) and I seriously thought he said “What does it mean to be truly Greg?” I’ve watched “too many” of your videos lately

    Scar BScar BDay ago
  • E

    Darnell LoganDarnell LoganDay ago
  • I cant believe other people know about this movie

    LUCARIJOELUCARIJOEDay ago
  • Him : dies rolls credits

    Fox 666Fox 666Day ago
  • why did i hear whats up grega

    Ali.za21Ali.za21Day ago
  • I did not expect the jaguar to actually be his wife, but when he announced the adoption before opening the other rocket I was like “something is gonna happen when he opens that other rocket” and then it took me a minute before I was like “wait… his wife is gonna magically appear somehow” WHY WAS SHE A JAGUAR!?!?!??????

    Kaleb KochKaleb KochDay ago
  • i actually liked this movie, a bit cringy but good

    Matthew AnagnostopoulosMatthew AnagnostopoulosDay ago
  • im pretty sure shadow wast don star and shadow freaking *died*

    Hom TollandHom Tolland2 days ago
  • Zamboni looks like professor Snape

    giannamichelle07giannamichelle072 days ago
  • with a nice *delicate* chain for his *murder animal*

    giannamichelle07giannamichelle072 days ago
  • ok ive only watched up to 21:12 but is the wife the kids mother and she ran away because zamboni said he hated kids (edit: ok i was completely wrong and confused)

    NuggetygoodnessNuggetygoodness2 days ago
  • uskeys.net/watch/QHrpL8ctRNM-video.html

    Maya BoneMaya Bone2 days ago
  • We need a full version of "Can't believe it no no no"

    SquealerSquealer2 days ago
  • No one: Me when Danny is talkin about orphans: I was the worst thing to happen to those orphans.👑🐷

    Frankie BowlesFrankie Bowles2 days ago
  • The small downer kid eat the pizza crust of the pizza first no wonder he is an orphan smh

    Galaxy FlightGalaxy Flight2 days ago
  • I feel like she maybe wasnt able to be human until he started liking kids? Idk tbh

    klarakeuroeatonklarakeuroeaton2 days ago
  • Danny please make a new song about that lime with boy, pelease. I can’t beleive this no no no

    Ada - MationAda - Mation2 days ago
  • Why does he flip the blue rocket up for a four legged jaguar???

    Moe LesterMoe Lester2 days ago
  • Why does Drew Gooden say that the great Zoombini or whatever the fuck has issues? Like yeah I suppose he kinda does but for all he knows his wife died or at the least left him and now some dumb kids keep breaking into his house and breaking windows and fucking with his stuff which is a literal crime and he doesn't report it

    Moe LesterMoe Lester3 days ago
  • Of course a kid named Max wants to go into the spooky house

    ThatLittleKittenThatLittleKitten3 days ago
  • i kinda saw the twist coming though...

    María Sif JónsdóttirMaría Sif Jónsdóttir3 days ago
  • i gussed wife would come out of it

    Kalpana KhanalKalpana Khanal3 days ago
  • But ben Kingsley is such a good actor whyyyy did he have to do this

    Fin GilmourFin Gilmour3 days ago
  • I actually called it was his wife; it makes no sense so it's a plot point that fits right in with the rest. Why is Ben Kingsley in this movie?!!

    keeponjammin456keeponjammin4563 days ago
  • *Good Right Cross*

    Breah HarrietBreah Harriet3 days ago
  • Salvador Dali in his natural habitat.

    aydan khaliqaydan khaliq3 days ago
  • Is it just me or does the audio from the movie sound kind of quiet in comparison to Danny

    JólakötturinnJólakötturinn3 days ago
  • I somehow saw that coming

    Linus GuglielmoLinus Guglielmo3 days ago
  • The spinny room is for when zamboni gets drunk He goes in there to cry and fo lsd

    Josh The CyborgJosh The Cyborg3 days ago
  • I’m not surprise that the ending had something to do with his wife being alive

    atPuddleatPuddle3 days ago
  • I got the reference

    Xavier OhriXavier Ohri3 days ago
  • uskeys.net/watch/LI2ZcXtYPAo-video.html

    Toxic RoyalToxic Royal3 days ago
  • Spoke haus The German ripoff of Monster mash

    Goose mafia SpyGoose mafia Spy4 days ago
  • Nobody: Me:low key missing shadow at the end 😔

    FILI 2 THE MAXFILI 2 THE MAX4 days ago
  • Or was it a curse?

    Pinka Pop ChPinka Pop Ch4 days ago
  • SAY IT NOW..... Or you’ll get a good right crosss 🤜🏻🤕

    OilyEmuOnly 17OilyEmuOnly 174 days ago
  • Literally before the wife came out I screamed LET ME GUESS THE JAGUAR IS THE WIFE.

    OilyEmuOnly 17OilyEmuOnly 174 days ago
  • This video makes me glad Spooky House (the company that i hope wasnt associated with this movie) forced Akuma Kira to change SHOJ's name to Spooky's jumpscare mansion. Because otherwise a great game about a evil mansion with a gate to hell in it would be associated with a really bad 2002 movie about a magician with a panther.

    Whiteface IMSCAREDWhiteface IMSCARED4 days ago
    • SHOJ stands for spooky's house of jumpscares and was the original name of spooky's jumpscare mansion before the creators of the game ran into legal trouble with a company called Spooky House who tried to sue them for the names being too similar.

      Whiteface IMSCAREDWhiteface IMSCARED4 days ago
  • My mom predicted both zamboni adopting max and his wife being the jaguar

    MookyDoodleMookyDoodle4 days ago
  • i thought it would've been dead i did not expect that at all

    issa !issa !4 days ago
  • so spooky

    Aiden TravillaAiden Travilla4 days ago
  • danny i watch your videos while running on my treadmill and that sound effect while the kid was being sawed in half made me laugh so hard i tripped. thank you.

    MaiaMaia4 days ago
  • I'm confused as well Danny

    Khoa TranKhoa Tran4 days ago
  • “I hate children” ✖️ “ I ate children “ ✔️

    Warren DavidsonWarren Davidson4 days ago
  • This dude looks like an off brand Alan Rickman

    Alexis KelleyAlexis Kelley4 days ago
  • 13:11

    Alexis KelleyAlexis Kelley4 days ago
  • *”because I have nothing else to live for-“*

    Alexis KelleyAlexis Kelley4 days ago
  • I mean, the movie seems good for 18 years ago, but if it were today, it'd be a disappointment. NOTHING beats the corny humor of the 90's to early 00's to early-to-mid 2010's... AT ALL.

    Sarah and Cecilia BohmanSarah and Cecilia Bohman5 days ago
  • The end the Jaguar turns into his wife because possibly when he told her he hates kids she left him or somehow turns into a Jaguar and trying to wait for him to like kids as she may have known this would happen or figured it was So by the time he liked kids and had one she decides to come back because she now appreciates that fact that he likes kids

    Late night CreatureLate night Creature5 days ago
  • The light in the back turns red right as he was talking about his sponsor. 28:39 or 28:40

    Treedin 68Treedin 685 days ago
  • I have only watched up to 19 minutes and I think he said I hate children to his wife right before he “killed” her because she could’ve been pregnant and so he killed her to get rid of the baby

    Nicholas BrennenNicholas Brennen5 days ago
  • shes a jaguar cos shes native american u fool . her sorrow at her husbands child-hating tendencies cast her into the form of the jaguar, and adopting a sweet baby boy set her free. i would spend more time looking into why a jaguar specifically but frankly i care not.....im sure im not the first person to explain this , its not the most complex of symbols or metaphors hahah. i likes the look of this freaky fillme.

    mossmoss5 days ago
  • My mom found this movie on Amazon Prime Movie so we watched it and I just-

    s o y r i s os o y r i s o5 days ago
  • When you said there was a twist I thought the wife was going to be the thief leader woman but no

    P. TatoP. Tato5 days ago
  • Daaaaaaym, his wife was a PANTHER????

    Simon HansenSimon Hansen5 days ago
  • So I get it Max is kind of set up that way, but I think if he'd've said he had "nothing to lose" instead of "live for" it'd make for a more relatable scene - not that everyone's an orphan in real life.

    Simon HansenSimon Hansen5 days ago
  • He said cross and through a hook

    Bashar KjftcBashar Kjftc5 days ago
  • Is anyone gonna talk about how on USkeys spooky house is listed under 2020?

    Faxy ProductionsFaxy Productions5 days ago
  • You know that from Skyrim it's a location I'm seven and I'm not spelling this I'm saying it it's why it says dinosaur but I try to say down star

    King Jimon DavisKing Jimon Davis5 days ago
  • it came out in 2020 but hahah

    Kya HarlandKya Harland5 days ago
  • I literally guessed it was her only because I remembered you saying there was a twist at the end💀

    Madelyn MargsMadelyn Margs5 days ago
  • So on my second watch through of this video I think I figured out the how and why of Zam's wife turning into a big cat. How: The Wife actually knows magic which is why she enjoys Zam's fake magic (literally the only thing I can find to make any danm sense) Why: Because Zam hates kids and she really wants kids. Almost immediately after hearing he hates kids, the wife stages her own death. And then immediately after Zam announces he's adopted a boy (we assume he no longer hates kids) she comes back because now she can have the family she always wanted with a crazy man who everyone only assumes doesn't hate kids anymore... I said I figured out the how and why, not that it was a good plot point of a movie. It sucks just as bad as the movie does.

    Jooniper LynnJooniper Lynn5 days ago
  • Gotta say, I predicted that twist at the end.

    Dan FarisDan Faris5 days ago
  • Who tf beats up a 5 year old orphan

    2 ideots with a phone2 ideots with a phone5 days ago
  • Guess he wants the kids to screw off.

    Dr. OswaldDr. Oswald5 days ago
  • So, when they go, “I hate children” I thought he said, “I hate chu.”

    BæbyBæby5 days ago
  • Can’t believe this naonaonao

    GrayDoesEverythingGrayDoesEverything5 days ago
  • Review trolland it’s so bad

    Mistika Krika 2008Mistika Krika 20086 days ago
  • Yeah Ik the if your name is junior vine

    Mistika Krika 2008Mistika Krika 20086 days ago
  • “I think that kid shot his pants” 10:03

    djfinkreeddjfinkreed6 days ago
  • I CALLED THAT SHIT DANNY when you said there was a twist and then his wife disappeared I was like I bet she’s gonna come back somehow at the end and that’s the twist f**king called that shit

    JAMES'SGAMES 115JAMES'SGAMES 1156 days ago
  • where the hell did don star go when the star exploded??!!!!

    DEFDEF6 days ago
  • if your name is junior vine is the melody of do ya think i'm sexy by rod stewart. i don't know if it's a flex if it's embarrassing to know.

    flame boyflame boy6 days ago
  • 12:09 unus annus

    lastery 11lastery 116 days ago
  • I thought the goat will turn into his wife... Close enough

    Schnuffel DuffelSchnuffel Duffel6 days ago
  • 13:20 I am now Barry B Benson

    Luke NickensLuke Nickens6 days ago
  • I have over 1,000 friends on Facebook; kicked everyone of their as*es.

    Myishen HainesMyishen Haines6 days ago
  • am i the only one who guessed the twist as soon as they went in the rocket-

    Ele Garrod-MorrisEle Garrod-Morris6 days ago
  • I’ll be honest, from what I’ve seen of him, the Great Zamboni is a really likable character.

    Micky LeinbachyMicky Leinbachy6 days ago
  • Danny is just too funny

    Lailat a luminous nightLailat a luminous night6 days ago
  • Wow monster house got it's live action film before it was made

    astolfo the trapastolfo the trap6 days ago
  • As soon as i saw the panther i said, "watch it be his wife"

    SharpeeSharpee6 days ago
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