A Vengeful Trump Strikes Out At His Enemies, Fires Vindman & Sondland During "Friday Night Massac…

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On Friday, the President kicked off a post-acquittal purge of his administration, firing impeachment witnesses Amb. Gordon Sondland and Lt. Alexander Vindman. #Monologue #Comedy #Colbert
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  • Remember when late night talk shows were funny....now there all liberal mouth peices

    Robert SpiesRobert Spies7 days ago
  • All I see is a clown trying to put President down and the people who voted for him not working make you look crazy

    randy tabronrandy tabron13 days ago
  • Unpopular opinion: Billie eilish has one decent song

    Brandon KayBrandon Kay14 days ago
  • That Hannibal Lecter impression was brilliant!

    Arnatri BandopadhyayArnatri Bandopadhyay16 days ago
  • Was Billie Eilish in the audience?

    Ryan FriedmanRyan Friedman19 days ago
  • Listen GROUP LIFE is not the future of all life and the dominant force populous of all life is not communistic GROUP LIFE IS AN OIL FIRST SPECTRUM DEFINED WORLD THIS MEANS THEY HAVE AN INDEPENDENT PLACE IN SPACE my best explanation I thought the Croatians, life of the independent land and ground of creatures was going to be an oil first spectrum defined world but when they were finalizing their world they were not oil first just an independent spectrum defined world. OIL FIRST WORLDS ARE INDEPENDENT PLACES IN SPACE AND INDEPENDENT LIFE-FORCES AND INDEPENDENT FORMULAS FOR LIFE AND SPECTRUM DEFINED WORLDS ARE POPULOUS'S POPULATIONS TYPES KINDS now spectrum defined worlds are independent you know like they are out making their own globes planets galaxies orion's but they are actually renting out independent space ALL THE POWER OF A WORLD JUST NOT AN INDEPENDENT PLACE IN SPACE America is my satellite *I am thee only life of the material sulphur* California is my world where I have so many CONTINENTALS in a world all the life builds up to being CONTINENTALS but I move on to developing AMERICA a satellite I have 318 million citizens 56 billion passengers and unlimited dents we are expansive NOW I AM A CITIZEN IN AMERICA and all the life of AMERICA works with myself with adult self produces skeletons to make up all the countries of the GLOBE that is EARTH Earth is all sulphur based. THEE ONLY DIRECT ORIGINS OF ALL LIFE IS IRON so like all the iron of the natural formation material that is sulphur only forms myself the formation origins of life is not from an organic pregnant body of origin SORRY I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT YOU ALL SAYING WELL CAN'T I JUST PINCH OFF AND GROW BACK NO I WOULD BE A CASUALTY AND I WOULD BE THE LIFE THAT FORMS BACK MYSELF NETFLIX

    Randall KetcherRandall Ketcher20 days ago
  • it puts the bronzer on its skin... --Dave, so do we call a kangaroo court an "elephant court" now?

    David DeLaneyDavid DeLaney21 day ago
  • I don't know why, but I laughed until I cried after that sign fell off the podium. Thank goodness for comedy relief!

    Chanda HarkinsChanda Harkins24 days ago
  • And I thought Roman emperors Caligula, Nero or Heliogabalus were arrogant, weird and annoying, now I look at my computer or watch TV and see oh! Donald Trump and found their equivalent of the XXI century!!!

    halfgeekpartyboy1968halfgeekpartyboy196827 days ago
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="362">6:02</a> I'm with the dems on this one.

    LtJackbootLtJackboot27 days ago
  • Nobody cares about Billy Ugly

    Daniel ArpinDaniel Arpin28 days ago
  • I read that photo of Trump was taken by an admirer who photoshopped it to make it look like Trump was glowing in the sun. Supposedly he does have a foundation line, but not quite as pronounced.

    Jacqueline WhiteJacqueline White29 days ago
  • Joaquin is right, cows are artificially impregnated, especially, but not only, on factory farms. I love Joaquin, he is a wonderful voice for animals.

    Jacqueline WhiteJacqueline White29 days ago
  • I vote for Extinction causing Meteor !

    eveny119eveny11929 days ago
  • 耶律王,對了,現今是璽律王和傅儀及尖帽禿法众忙,,,So,掰~伊~,,,。

    柳岑焉柳岑焉Month ago
  • Yea but.. Why do we keep hearing Joe laughing on the microphone tho? It kinda ruins the punches...

    rachel newportrachel newportMonth ago
  • Nato is a city in Italy where they make the noodles !!!

    crazyhorsecrazyhorseMonth ago
  • Hey man !!! If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you / If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you", I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas…or a lying dog faced pony soldier !!!!

    crazyhorsecrazyhorseMonth ago
  • I dont understand, why Stephen hates free healthcare so much?

    Niels Erik PedersenNiels Erik PedersenMonth ago
  • Trump sucks

    Susan TashSusan TashMonth ago
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="40">0:40</a> "It was an historic night" should have been "It was *a* historic night!" Always use the word "a" in front of a word that starts with a consonant sound, like "historic." Use "an" in front of a word that starts with a vowel sound, like "honor." This is one of my most horrifying pet peeves!!! At least he hasn't confused the word "less" with the word "fewer," my most horrifying pet peeve.

    lukion27lukion27Month ago
  • The perfect punishment for Trump? He must watch, on a continuous loop, all of the late night standup and SNL about him for the rest of his life.

    Frank MaskilFrank MaskilMonth ago
  • I had to skip over the part where Trump speaks. Can't stand him

    Aleta ThomasAleta ThomasMonth ago
  • Who’s Colbert? You mean that Republican guy from the comedy channel?

    Treb KielcTreb KielcMonth ago
  • The Stephen Colbert show..where hannibal lecter meets leather face..I love it!👽

    Rocarlos DavisRocarlos DavisMonth ago
  • The Apprentice was a really nice show👽😡🤣

    Rocarlos DavisRocarlos DavisMonth ago
  • M,

    Carol DuvallCarol DuvallMonth ago
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="373">6:13</a> Don't think I didn't catch that Fatal Fury shoutout. Terry 4 lyfe, yo. (Guess Jon realized Sonic and Final Fantasy aren't obscure enough any more.)

    FlameAdderFlameAdderMonth ago
  • Trump's not a werewolf he Swamp Thing....

    Sweep your speechSweep your speechMonth ago
  • You know you're famous when you're used as a punch line. #billie

    Jack ScratchJack ScratchMonth ago
  • I like it when Trump tells the truth via his lies! He IS the master at TREMENDOUS WASTE AND FRAUD!!!🤬

    Richard GreenRichard GreenMonth ago
  • Down like a flat Earther rocket.... what? Too soon?

    Tracy JackmanTracy JackmanMonth ago
  • Criminal Trump's face looks like he was bobbing for French Fries, or was that Freedom Fries!

    nightlightabcdnightlightabcdMonth ago
  • I hope Trump wins again

    Peter HolleyPeter HolleyMonth ago
    • @Peter Holley I don’t.

      Lilac Is hereLilac Is here16 days ago
  • Steven Colbert: stupid fool and not funny!

    Reality CheckReality CheckMonth ago
  • Keep Clueless Billie Elish for all future episodes! Priceless 😂

    James DeiningerJames DeiningerMonth ago
  • Bobbing for French fries

    Kathleen PollyKathleen PollyMonth ago
  • TREASONOUS trump is a TREMENDOUS WASTE and a TREMENDOUS FRAUD !

    Always Great USAAlways Great USAMonth ago
  • Soon, "Fired by Donald Trump" will be a proud bullet point on people's resumes.

    Allan HegyesAllan HegyesMonth ago
  • Trump needs to lay off the Cover Girl.

    orlandotj1orlandotj1Month ago
  • Hahaha..What argument would you be looking for? Are you saying that these folks shouldnt have been reassigned or relieved, fired, or whatever their options were. I think he did the right thing whether you do or not is your business. I was merely speaking my mind Im a grown man I dont comment in hopes of arguing with anyone. I could care less about republicans or democrats . Both parties are the best representitive of organized crime that I can think of. I think we need to watch them all get locked up and start over with genuine leadership.Have a good day man. I gotta go to work Ill bullshit ya later.

    Ron BurkeRon BurkeMonth ago
  • “Thank you Mr. President” has the same energy as “we love you Miss Hanigan.”

    Serai RaiSerai RaiMonth ago
    • Serai Rai omg yes

      Lilac Is hereLilac Is here16 days ago
  • At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="750">12:30</a> we see the American remake of a classic Greek tragedy: the face that launched a thousand crises.

    vestiphobevestiphobeMonth ago
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    Annette ArmstrongAnnette ArmstrongMonth ago
  • IOWA COCK-US!

    richard wilmot Ph.Drichard wilmot Ph.DMonth ago
  • Can someone send Trump "Up Goer 5?" It's already using small words, maybe he'll understand!

    iamthebyroniamthebyronMonth ago
  • Please be advised a teenagers from arizona has been set loose on the phone cam comment cruise.

    Exela JeacornExela JeacornMonth ago
  • Now I'm just waiting on Vindman to become Vindicated.

    SolenyaSolenyaMonth ago
  • WTF, Trump had a sense of humor? Was that digitally created footage for the show?

    Matt BMatt BMonth ago
  • Billie is the lady that does Melignia.

    Bruce LevyBruce LevyMonth ago
    • Love her.

      Bruce LevyBruce LevyMonth ago
  • Oh, so YOU don't fire people who work for you that SUCK?

    Eric BlackmonEric BlackmonMonth ago
  • In prime 2020 form, Stephen is out there being his full jubilant self.. The world shines brighter when the barometer of country that is his monologue goes to firework heights, is so refreshing to see! 🕵️✨ No one escapes his wrath lol, and that Biden 'Insult Generator' bit is so hilarious, omgosh! Classic Stephen+

    JustGnoJustGnoMonth ago
  • #Russia if you're listening Release Trumps Taxes .We the people are not being heard ,we ain't seen nothing yet .

    Tommie BenfordTommie BenfordMonth ago
  • Stephen doesn't know about the mandela effect

    Eric SanchezEric SanchezMonth ago
  • Oh god! "what am I supposed to do, just sit in the corner and furiously lire myself?" Didn't want that tea anyway.

    Sam NelsonSam NelsonMonth ago
  • Smart people gave up on the snowflake oscars! And only neandathal watch this clown! It's basically the futuristic movie called "Idiocracy". ONLY ITS HAPPENING TODAY. WITH COLDBEER AS HEAD IDIOT! HA

    justgettingtothetruthjustgettingtothetruthMonth ago
  • Ugh, newer Apple keyboards (and mice for that matter)... I don't know how anyone can stand those things. I'm typing this on my eMac keyboard from 2002 and clicking with an Anker vertical mouse.

    WhatisASMRWhatisASMRMonth ago
  • I watched the Oscars this year and I was not impressed at all. It was quite a downer. But! KUDOS TO JOAQUIN PHOENIX ON HIS SPEECH!

    G FG FMonth ago
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="732">12:12</a> - <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="738">12:18</a> "This actual photo of Trump's face, seen here. . . I'm gonna guess, after bobbing for french fries. . ." 😂

    Matt DoanMatt DoanMonth ago
  • Watch all the time. But could we cut the mic off for the music director. He's a good musician but his comments are really irritating. Adds nothing to me.

    WESLEY HOOVERWESLEY HOOVERMonth ago
  • Joaquin Phoenix knows nothing about artificial insemination of cows. When cows come into heat they go absolutely bonkers and they keep mounting other cows which will lead to serious injuries if it continues. When they stand on there weak hind legs and try to mount other cows they do cause injuries and they can tip over and there’s hell to pay trying to get them up again sometimes. Artificially inseminating dairy cows means that there will be less males which is a plus, as they have the ability to have a very high rate of female cows born and that means you have less male calves being sold off to the veal market. He is so stupid that he doesn’t realize that having a horny huge bull means there’s going to be injured cows in that way also. He has been educated incorrectly by people that are making billions of dollars by lying to people.

    Linda TerryLinda TerryMonth ago
  • US citizen got what they deserve. Would it happend in my country, Mitch McConnell would have lost his head already. Litterally. No barbary intended. I am just stating a fact. Greetings from Europe.

    Antoine EricAntoine EricMonth ago
  • Glad you at least admitted (in the title anyway) that these were enemies of Trump and not faithful public servants.

    gdgood1000gdgood1000Month ago
  • "AN historic moment"? That is so wrong. Any time you use the word, "AN", The next word MUST begin with a vowel, or a vowel sound, such as, "HONEST".

    Karl ChildersKarl ChildersMonth ago
    • @lukion27 Yes that's a big problem when people don't use what they supposedly learned in school. They are lazy, and just don't care. They don't even make kids diagram sentences, or conjugate verbs nowdays, and they don't know how to write in cursive. I don't know how they will sign checks.

      Karl ChildersKarl ChildersMonth ago
    • ​ Karl Childers This. Totally this. Not enough people correctly use the rules of grammar, and not nearly enough people seem to care about these things. I am glad you and I do.

      lukion27lukion27Month ago
    • @Lawrence Brown yes it is, but the word after "AN" started with an "H", and there is no vowel sound there.

      Karl ChildersKarl ChildersMonth ago
    • i is a vowel just like o.

      Lawrence BrownLawrence BrownMonth ago
  • Biden is so done

    Bernie 2020Bernie 2020Month ago
  • Maragulago, very ironic and hilarious.

    Dulcie GrayDulcie GrayMonth ago
  • If your underlings went to your board members and your fans and told them a pack of lies and tried to get you fired I bet you would fire them to. I don't like Trump but I am smart enough to leave my feelings out of it and use common sense. If you listen to the Democratic party. Version of the impeachment hearing you would have seen they stacked the deck with their rule changes and the speed of the hearing they didn't even give themselves enough time to collect proper facts the people they did get to come in could say where thing like I feel or maybe or my interpretation of they had no one able to say I was there and this is exactly what was said. Don't blame the other side for the Democratic party inability to do their job because of the hate they have for Trump. People in the oval office have been doing exactly what Trump did for decades this is exactly what politician do . The only difference is the majority do it behind closed doors or by back channels Trump don't give a crap who is around he going to say what's on his mind and that's the reason so many like him. He is not a politician

    Jeremiah bassJeremiah bassMonth ago
  • Btw I miss the GiantPeach

    AutumnskyesAutumnskyesMonth ago
  • Trump is a waste of skin. Just saying.

    AutumnskyesAutumnskyesMonth ago
  • <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="255">4:15</a> it's just getting better and better over there in Iowa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    opeyemi uthmanopeyemi uthmanMonth ago
  • "I clenched it." Clenched?

    สาระ และความบรรเทิงสาระ และความบรรเทิงMonth ago
  • When mom gave birth to that she did not name it billy

    Caroline MorphisCaroline MorphisMonth ago
  • I think this was his longest monologue ever.

    Sherman CulbertsonSherman CulbertsonMonth ago
  • A true ARTS of COMEDY is the one who makes JOKES without hitting below the belt (Disgrace/Inhumane Jokes) nor offending somebody...those were the good old days....Now a days, liberal comedians if they HATE, dislike the person/s, they will mocked, judged, condemned and measured, in the expense of the person/s they hated or dislike, so that others could LOL. They MOCKED and make fun, hitting them below the belt (Disgrace/Dishonor/inhumane JOKES) those people they hated, disagreed or disliked, and get away of it, hiding as the True ARTS of COMEDY (practical jokes)....Is mocking and making fun of others, Part of Bullying?..BULLYING is a Crime to the Society....HOW and WHERE do we draw the line between BULLYING and LIBERAL COMEDY (Arts of Comedy), now a days?...If our sons and daughters were bullied in school or public places, can they get away with the crime by saying. "it is only a Joke or a Practical Joke?" specially if the Person who mocked your child is a Comedian by profession?...Is Bullying only applied for Minors (17 years old and below) and Seniors (Old) 65 years and above...not for Young (middle age) Adults?

    The ObserverThe ObserverMonth ago
  • It looks like Chester the cheezos cheetah sharted in trump's face lol

    Premature ProcrastinatorPremature ProcrastinatorMonth ago
  • i like phoenix but nah B!! lol leave it alone

    YENKO DAVIYENKO DAVIMonth ago
  • Trump=waste and fraud!

    M. W.M. W.Month ago
  • Precinct table, right? This is too fat with material, thanks, Trump!

    John ClooisJohn ClooisMonth ago
  • Seriously, Biden does not look or act like he’s in good health!

    M. W.M. W.Month ago
  • STUPID STEVIE SAYS

    Lenny AlbergoLenny AlbergoMonth ago
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