Trump Proves He Hasn't Changed In Two Aggressive, Bizarre Speeches
A defiant, post-acquittal President Trump delivered two fiery speeches on Thursday, taking shots at his rivals, threatening investigations into those who crossed him, and lavishing praise on his defenders in the Republican party. #Monologue #Comedy #Colbert
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2:14 Sounds like the antichrist Acts like the antichrist Looks like the antichrist It must be the..............
Okay give him a break for at least a week. That was mean
Bob ❤️ Abishola
I somehow missed this and when I heard that man say "I don't like people who use their faith to justify doing what they know is wrong" I actually just had to pause the video and breathe to stop myself snapping my own neck.
3:10 says the man who responded to the peaceful protest with military force then justified it with a bible
Do not eat or drink while watching this show 🤦🏻♂️
“Psycho killer burning down the house” How did Stephen foreshadow this one! 🤷🏻♂️😂
Couple things about this one: 1. When Stephen cracks himself up, we all crack up. 2. If Trump's Christian, why doesn't he send his condolences to those that have lost someone to the Coronavirus or pray for them? Also, ewwwwww, now I gotta find a new religion.... 3. Trump really needs to just leave the White House. Although there are people that like him, he's done terrible things during his presidency. He's not a politician, he doesn't think about what he's going to say before a meeting or TV appearance, he pulls statistics and "facts" out of his ass, and he's a terrible guy. Sure, you can say he helped the economy or whatever, but even so, many others can do the same and not be racist, homophobic, or a liar.
That is my first time hearing Trump when he's sick. Lol
stephen coldbert, seth myers, john oliver - you guys are amazing. i think you guys should run for the 2024, you have a better shot at being president than donald trump running for 2020 😂
I came in late Who is that wanka Stephen? Old man ought be ashamed of himself.
So Trump doesn't know the difference between escalater and elevater! Or he doesn't know the name of escalater
Lmaaaaaao 😆😅🤣 the demon pops out
I love him and Trevor
now look at the unemployment rate.... pride goes b4 the fall... THANK YOU ORANGE HITLER!!!
“Our unemployment numbers are the best in the history of our country” ......that’s called foreshadowing.
Trump is still whining even when he got acquitted.
I died when he started to speak in Trump hoarse voice and then started chanting Chucky’s demonic spell.
What’s the song at the end of the segments?
I'm at a loss as to what's between his ears. Someday it'll be in a bottle of formaldehyde. Researchers will remain perplexed at the imaging for centuries.
the loop video looks like a summit with Putin and Donny doll hands jerking off his master
6:30 Russia has and still is interfering with elections, no hoax, clown. And you're the result...
Stephen Colbert proved he hasn't changed. His show is all about President Donald Trump. He has Trump syndrome bad. Stephen Colbert a loser whinny. Looks like Stephen Colbert is alot like Rachel maddow cant get passed the President elect.
Trump should not have been invited to speak at a prayer breakfast. If they included an altar call, he should have been the guest of honor.
The Anti-Christ is upon us 2 Thessalonians ver 3-5 Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition; 4Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.
I'm sincerely concerned about googling jim jordan + wrestling + showers, I really don't want my search history corrupted.
Any idea what the latin chanting Stephen did during the demon joke?
imagine if trump was struck by the same curse that Pinocchio was struck by during his 2016 presidential election...
Mitt Romney was the ONLY Republican who championed his personal (and party's purported) values to stand against the corruption and hypocrisy that is diluting and perverting the Republican Party. 👏👏👏 SHAME ON THEM for vilifying him, rather than allowing his words to remind them of who they were.
I don't like people who have no real faith using that as an excuse to defy basic human ethics and morals, Mr. Trump.
And he can take his insincere, BS apology to women and shove it.
WE'RE IN THE LAND OF OZ JUST THROW SOME WATER ON HIM AND SEE HIM MELT RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES INTO CORRUPTION OF LIES WE DON'T HAVE KINGDOM HERE YOU IDIOT WE'RE NOT YOUR SUBJECT'S BUTT FOR BRAINS
The demon! I fell out, still laughing!
We hired him to drain the swamp. Get it done. All you idiots still don’t get it.
I remember when late night TV host used to be funny and worth watching. Sad. TRUMP2020
Hey colbert time to expose more dem lies. Forbes: In addition to student loan cancellation, a president does not have the constitutional authority to levy taxes as proposed by Sanders or Warren. That power rests with Congress, so any funding for such student loan forgiveness plan would require congressional approval at a minimum, and potentially congressional legislation. TRUMP2020
Trump doesn't like people. Period. He sounds like he's been snorting too much cocaine.
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS THE GREATEST. TO BAD THE MEDIA AND OTHERS BASH THE MAN WHO PUTS 100% INTO THE COUNTRY AND 100% FOR THE PEOPLE EVERYDAY.
A great way to make a living...."Stephen Colbert" being a smug d*ck who makes fun of everyone and everything and gets paid well for it. Only in America!
The Devil holds a newspaper that the Gang Of Putin acquitted him for high crimes and misdemeanors, at the National Prayer Breakfast, surrounded by so-called Christians who worship him. Apparently, their Bible doesn't cover The Ten Commandments.
Trump among Christians lol lol... That's what they call themselves... And only call..
Trump 2020
It's so tacky when the President curses.
Trump is the red dragon of revalation
Clemibility
Big 🍊 bugger feels all picked on , what a snow flake thin skinned petty little hands pothetic comb over goon con man . One these days GOD with Smyth him down hope he takes fartwell with him both anti Christ con and fleece American Christain community both crooks . God will judge fartwell and Trump hard using his name in vain .
I liked Stephen 10 years ago when he was funny, but after the same punch line for years it's just old and not funny anymore. Move on and do actual comedy!
Same suit too. Just a dull guy with nothing.
Liar, Liar, Trump your pants are on fire.
So evangelicals whom voted for you due to their religious leaders urging even though voting for you was very wrong ( you are a terrible human being, a liar, a sinner, and a cheat!) You dont like? Well your not the 1st politician to hate his or her own constituents.
Life During Wartime xd
TRUMP and ICE Deporting our most profitable workers created the lowest unemployment among women and children. entire families must work pay the prices set by the 1%.
Legend has it Satan sent a demon to enter Donald Trump, but a couple of days later the demon returned saying "I tried my best but couldn't do it. He must be one of us, but when i asked him about it, Trump said no, i'm actually an angel, so i don't know what to think". "You fool" said the Devil. "Everybody knows Donald Trump never tells the truth, he's our guy for sure. Go back and try another republican, i case we missed one".
FDT.. why are the lids of his eyes and the bags under them all bright white and the rest of his face all orange? Weird.
Not just me, but everyone who saw my "moment" says it's really big.
You're better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone. With sprinkles.
Only the most moronic cannot differentiate an elevator and escalator. Well, it is congruent.
American drone population. I can't stomach this. The UK sees through your lies Stephen. Puppet
Trump makes my skin crawl...
Mitt Romney is an amazing man. He has my utmost respect. -A Democrat
Its not funny. You clearly lack political arguments so you try to ridicule and mock him with stupid details. Bad quality show.
Hey, Stephen Colbert, Your puppet master called. You must plug Bloomberg and hate Sanders, ok! Good!
Good for trump
Eventually it will be time to draw straws. Trump's got to go one way or another.
Anyone from the audience, what did Stephen see @3:26?
hey colbert, if you're so christian, you should remember the 2nd commandment Jesus gave his followers: love your neighbour as yourself. and in another place He says, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you. if you apply the above two statement to trump he would then: 1. be your neighbour and 2. be your enemy. if so, then are you not called to love him (more so since you claim to be christian). and pray for him? instead you dump on trump while you yourself have a baggage of sins that are probably greater than his? remember the log in your eye thing that Jesus also spoke of? boy, you are no better than those blood-crazed pharisees and saducees that were hot on the trail of Jesus in his time. not that trump is anywhere close to Jesus morally, but he is your brother in Christ. now, i'm sure you're making tons of money playing to that chorus of rabid, snivelling, ignorant, idiotic liberal anti-trump fans every night, but spare a thought for your poor, sorry, miserable soul.
77,744 VOTES TOTAL SPREAD ACROSS THREE STATES. THIS WAS THE 2016 MARGIN. THREE STATES. PENNSYLVANIA, MICHIGAN, AND WISCONSIN TOTALING 46 ELECTORAL COLLEGE VOTES WERE WHAT MADE THE VICTORY FOR GOP. 10,704 IN MICHIGAN, 22, 748 IN WISCONSIN AND 44,292 IN PENNSYLVANIA OUT OF 128 MILLION VOTES CAST ACROSS THE USA. LET'S SEE YOU DO THAT AGAIN LOSER BOY CHEATER.
I always laugh at Stephen Colbert. He tries so hard to bring down the President, but fails miserably everytime he he performs a monologue. That's the beauty of the Democrat party; they're just so irrelevant.😈 Four more years of Trump baby ! And then we're gonna elect his son in 2024 ! 😀🇺🇸
Don't worry. Trump always succeeds in having plans blown up in his face. Quite the loser is Donald Trump. It's so, very sad.
Your jokes are terrible. I remember seeing you make a joke about spelling trumps name backwards saying Prod Turd Man. Wow. My 11 year old brother is exponentially funnier than you. When are you, and other late night hosts, going to get off your high horse and get over joking about trump. It’s old, frustrating, dull, boring, over saturated, infuriatingly unfunny, and just down right dumb. You constantly make and poke fun at him, and pester him, and yet you haven’t done ANYTHING nearly as intense, or fulfilling and it makes you look jealous that you can’t do anything else. Your failing viewer numbers show just how terrible you are, and the forced laughter from the audience possibly waiting for the LAUGH signal from the teleprompter is just as bad. How about joke about how bad the democrats are doing. How about joke about literally anything else but trump? You can’t because there isn’t anything you can make that is actually original and funny.
I love the Talking Heads, that was awesome.
What’s wrong with his face??? Is he on a rash crisis? Or did he dip his face in a lasagna tray??? Wtf!!!?
@7:47 I see you Jon Baptiste😉 nice song choice
Democrats are whiney little cry babies and just like it's ALWAYS HAS BEEN, nobody likes a cry baby but OTHER cry babies. Hence why the leftists are literally a cult now. No policy, no Intelligence, no reason or logic. All "..but but my feelings". Full of hatred and refuse to ever do any research... They have done amazing job at making themselves look like children so excuse me if nobody gives a sh-t about your feelings anymore. The left has went full retard and real people with REAL PROBLEMS are sick of it... I voted for obama and did NOT vote for Trump but my entire house hold is voting Trump 2020 cause any normal person can tell you leftists are all just b-tch made little babies. #CryAboutIt 😭😭
Trump is winning. Make fun of him if that makes you money but he ain’t going anywhere. He will be a remembered in history for everything he has done good and bad.
Winning isn't everything, Johnny. Get that into your thin skull.
"...if that makes you money." Anything for money, right. Because all you need is money to be a winner. I feel sorry for you.
So where's God?!! (Parody)
Trump2020
What drugs is tRump on?
Yes you do have to apologize to the women!!!!! Rude Rude Rude man 😑
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HOW CAN ANYONE VOTE FOR HIM,,LOONIES
just stop for a minute and imagine if Trump was actually intelligent. We'll all be fucked
That's where Boris Johnson comes in.
Trump and the republicans are guilty of treason against this country.
" ... the demon just pops out ..." OMG - that was the BEST Trump-joke ever - I´m still laughin´ my ass off ....
6:30 No you are all bullshit, FBI proved Russia was and still is interfering. And your sorry as is in office because your boyfriend Putin put you there.
5:35 BTW the witch is the 2nd one coming down.
Trump's doing a fantastic job. He doesn't need to change.
Dont pick my birth year as the last time trump has seen his penis. Please!
There is a reason why the Left is so prevalent in Media. Newscasters, actors, talk show hosts, comedians and even politicians...are usually the personality types that seek recognition and crave attention. They must have others believing what they do. This is why they permeate the airwaves of communications. However...because their lives were engaged in obtaining this exposure, they remain oblivious to how superficial their understanding is. They know the appearance of emotion, intelligence, understanding...but often lack the substance of it. They must maintain appearances desperately for livelihood, so are easily persuaded by the media and peer pressure...even though it misrepresents reality, science, events, etc. It is sad to behold so many falling to the illusion of the modern liberal facade. They think they are in the majority...but reality keeps hitting them. People like their entertainment...but take their opinions only with a grain of salt. That’s real life. They are no more “special” than the average person.
@Ty Sargent There is a difference between craving attention and thinking you are better than others. Trump may have an ego, but he is a populist, and thinks of himself as one of the people...not a self-described superior moron like many of the elite Left.
Donald Trump is an actor. Donald Trump is a TV show host. Donald Trump craves attention. And your point is?
The American Taliban. ✝️
That panda had is coming!
what i saw yesterday at my local supermarket was a dude getting a lot of new registered voters and i went up to find out if i was okay with my register and he mentioned that he saw 3 times more new democrat sign ups than republican...at least in my neighborhood,people are tired of this doo doo.
Have you ever milked cows chopped tobacco run tractors in the hot sun and actually work for a living you want to see the deplorables look at the crowd following the dems try working for a living instead of bullshitting
I don’t know of one single Canadian that doesn’t despise trump and the republicans. We have that in common with 56% of Americans and the rest of the world except Nethanyahou...the other criminal!
2:19 - 2:35 rofl 😂😂😂😂😂
Colbert, you surprise me. You know what went on in Harrisburg. Gangs of people at my bus stop. Who was leading the charge? From one Cagholic to another.
"Whither the Republic? " as in, where's the Republic at, Stephen? No I think you mean 'wither the republic' as in it's dying on the vine and becoming a criminal autocracy.
Trump is the biggest idiot on the planet.
See Malcolm Berry's comment. Nobel prize for non-fiction. 🧐🧐🧐
I love that he is a Talking Heads fan
"I don't agree with you" is realy "I don't know if I have brains"
Did anyone else catch that Carl Thomas piano line Wish I never met her at all
where is Batman?.......,we need to get rid of this Joker