How To Be A Master Procrastinator

Jun 30, 2020
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The next chapter of the barnacle skkum guide! I've had this idea for 2 years but I never pulled through with it because I thought I needed to procrastinate on it... I actually did EXACTLY what the video entailed while in the process of making it... Especially the do-nothing into sprintin...
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  • Suicaidus

    Dankariea420Dankariea4202 hours ago
  • i bet im moar leizyer than u i a 12yo dude that ignores online classes to sleep im so lazy thar i don't even make my homework, if my mom discover that, she'll beat ma ass, plus, make me stahp usin my PC and Cellphone, im lazy to take a bath, to brush mah teeth, even to sleep. im a master *help*

    P.H.P.H.3 hours ago
  • Maaaaan, barely any comments about the Kill La Kill reference! Absolutely fantastic! You had me screaming the song at the top of lungs!!

    iDevTutorialsiDevTutorials7 hours ago
  • You dare challenge me

    Jaded JoshJaded Josh7 hours ago
  • I'm already a procrastinator and I already have low expectations of myselfs

    SecretlydekuSecretlydeku16 hours ago
  • I didn't know I was gonna watch an autobiography on myself lmao

    AMEY :DAMEY :D19 hours ago
  • but we all know, that youre not procrastinating to die. you want to die. youre running towards the finishing line. one step at a time. then, youll never have to procrastinate again. ever. youre not procrastinating death. youre actively making yourself die one day at a time, one step after another. or not idk.

    Bryton DuropanBryton Duropan22 hours ago
  • The irony in this video is of the charts

    kritigya guptakritigya guptaDay ago
  • Ngl- kinda felt called out at the end because im currently procrastinating.

    Hypnotic PhoenixHypnotic PhoenixDay ago
  • Damn, this hit home.

    Isaac RomeroIsaac RomeroDay ago
  • Bruh that op fire asf

  • He is so funny..😂👍

    Mületolü KezoMületolü Kezo2 days ago
  • i relate to much to this

    Iris Gacha LifeIris Gacha Life2 days ago

    TricksterRTricksterR2 days ago
  • In elementary school we had to write essays about the chapter book we were reading and I discovered that if I just said I left my notebook at home for long enough, my teachers would forget. I didn't do any writing about that book I read projects for an entire three years while all of my classmates worked hard. haha hahahahahaha ha ha ah. pls help I might not make it through seventh grade. and COVID makes it even worse lol.

    Agent Calamari FridayAgent Calamari Friday2 days ago
  • I like the kill la kill reference x3

    Evil EliteEvil Elite2 days ago
  • I feel like I am a true procrastinator. I waited a month until watching this video...

    Violet IrisViolet Iris2 days ago
  • I added this to my watch later list a month ago which is record time for me.

    Ramal SmallsRamal Smalls2 days ago
  • I procrastinated a month to watch this video, so I think I got this down pat.

    Jesus DeathJesus Death2 days ago
  • Wtf u haven't uploaded in a month

    KrammycookKrammycook2 days ago
  • welll, i already AM a Professional Procrastinator before watching this video.....

    Dzikri AnugerahDzikri Anugerah3 days ago
  • Why does daidus sound like the Squidward on a chair guy

    Yatish PatelYatish Patel3 days ago
  • Daidus, you may be the master procrastinator... but I will overpower you at procrastination some day.

    ЅopнιeЅopнιe3 days ago
  • When you uploading video again dude? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ Me bored here! ರ╭╮ರ

    Tangled GachaTangled Gacha3 days ago
  • Yan dariy dev be like

    Fruti TroopsFruti Troops4 days ago
  • I’m watching this video to procrastinate

    Egg-DiEgg-Di4 days ago
  • Can’t wait to play csgo Dylan!!! I still haven’t seen re:zero though

    MpgowMpgow4 days ago
  • Finally watched it over a month after it came out

    NishitaNishita4 days ago
  • Daidus = stupid Sen = thot Fatguy = best girl

    Thats DeepThats Deep5 days ago
  • Hey I’m also a barnacle scum I just need a basement but I live in a apartment so does a room count or do I use the attic?

    Dark Dude YTDark Dude YT5 days ago
  • The accuracy to this is insane

    IsupposeGamesIsupposeGames5 days ago
  • When you follow Dadius’s advice on how to do something: Task failed successfully

    Call of doo doo advanced poo pooCall of doo doo advanced poo poo5 days ago
  • I’m a natural procrastinator

    Jacapo21 _Jacapo21 _6 days ago
  • Daidus: hey. I see you there. I see you procrastinating. Me: *uh it’s not good working weather*

    Lime DiamondLime Diamond6 days ago
  • Where are the videos

  • Omg I didn’t even see there was a new video!!! This is entirely unrelated but highly important! You might know the channel “Soggy Nugget” they have a TikTok Account too. They recently tried to make a movie but not enough people submitted auditions for voice acting the characters if you or anybody in the comments is interested in trying to help me help soggy get the movie back on let me (or soggy) know!!!

    SempernoSemperno6 days ago
  • 10:15 Well guys, is hunting time :D

    Josua CalebJosua Caleb7 days ago
  • Lol my sister in a nutshell

    unnamed unnamedunnamed unnamed7 days ago
  • came here lookin from some improvs, but you just described everything I've been doing for the last 16 years of my life. Now I know I'm a master

    cabri358cabri3588 days ago
  • Why does this describe my life

    Hunting ShadowHunting Shadow8 days ago
  • I'm such a procrastinator that I watched up until the halfway point then added this to watch later *then watched it a month later

    BallerSam3414 1BallerSam3414 18 days ago
  • I really shouldn’t be watching this before going back to college. But I have come to realize... I am already a master 😶

    BreezyBreezy8 days ago
  • idiadesu means greatful in japanese/ daidus/ idiadesu

    Jade SchmidJade Schmid8 days ago
  • He procrastinating on the next video rn 🤣

    PLEXXPLEXX8 days ago
  • Remember when he said I do a video E V R Y monday

    Phillip KPhillip K8 days ago
  • 9:51 well actually the problem before is impossible cuz 1side will be undone and after is possible someway so I see this as a absolute win

    atakan oksayatakan oksay8 days ago
  • Just watched all your videos. One day. The worst spot for me to end... yay...

    Krazekid ProductionsKrazekid Productions9 days ago
  • Depression

    yourlocal grandmayourlocal grandma9 days ago
  • Sen is hot

    The hog MasterThe hog Master9 days ago
  • I like how I’m trying to stop procrastinating, and I see the major difference it made. My watch history went from over 100 down to about 50 in a month which usually would just grow to 200 before I ‘restart’ my watchlist. And I went from sleeping at 11 a.m. to waking up at 9:30 which is still kinda bad but I’m working on it. Stop your addiction and step into the light of being an actual functioning member of society

    Cragonos KritireaCragonos Kritirea9 days ago
  • I don't procrastinate I wait longer so I can be older and therefore wiser

    Blanco GohanBlanco Gohan10 days ago
  • This reminds me about completing a English gothic horror project in 2 days before the deadline when we were given the work 3 weeks prior *still got an a though*

    Psycho NoodlePsycho Noodle10 days ago
  • my dad zero lazy but my mom 100

    TryantTravisTryantTravis10 days ago
  • I watch this video while i was doing homework so ironic

    Aden Ray BarkerAden Ray Barker10 days ago
  • I am already a master *insert JoJo's pose*

    Betty SamBetty Sam10 days ago
  • im such a master procrastionater ill finesh this vid later

    turtledude645turtledude64510 days ago
  • Daidus still not upgrading his mic in 3 years of experience LMAO

    •Pätčh Đøğğö••Pätčh Đøğğö•10 days ago
  • Amo tus videos pero ya no los traduce :c

    Santiago HernándezSantiago Hernández10 days ago
  • Binod

    PunynoPunyno11 days ago
  • I watched this at 4:42am. Ironic

    Jpax28Jpax2811 days ago
  • I procrastinated watching this video for a whole month, I think I win

    AB CAB C11 days ago
  • I can't believe I managed to turn my short story in on the last day which I have written the night before and still managed to win the nation wide tournament. Everyone else wrote a story that was at least 2 pages while mine was only a third of a page long.

    agwomlagwoml11 days ago
  • how did u get everything 100% correct ;o

    Raz HerRaz Her11 days ago
  • *me watching this while doing my math workbooks* XD

    ❤️PuppyLovely❤️❤️PuppyLovely❤️11 days ago
  • lmao the PBnJ ,from domics "mRIcE"

    Samantha RodriguezSamantha Rodriguez11 days ago
  • Don't procrastinate

    Michael MckeeMichael Mckee11 days ago
  • Yall just mad I took over a month to watch this video. Now that I'm half way through the vid I have to relax and sleep. I'll watch it later

    Protien BeanProtien Bean12 days ago
  • I watched this video instead of studying

    The AmiibrosThe Amiibros12 days ago
  • Don’t be a master procrastinator, that not what you want. If you don’t want to be lazy, exercise more because if you’re alway lazy, you are going to be more tired day by day. Just don’t be like him

    SleepySakumeSleepySakume12 days ago
  • To think it took me a month to finally watch this video

    Tony&Brit ClarkTony&Brit Clark12 days ago
  • This video was so relatable.... I didn't know I had already mastered procrastinating

    Lali HahlLali Hahl12 days ago
  • UWU

    retr0 sinyoretr0 sinyo13 days ago
  • Assassination classroom pops up 😃😃😃

    Collin CCollin C13 days ago
  • Does the girl who says squid up in your intro have an Instagram account?

    super sonic 123super sonic 12313 days ago
  • 4:24 Omg my childhood, where is this from, pleasse someone tell meee

    Mea ThomasMea Thomas13 days ago
  • Lmao I do my homework on the day it's due

    MxwlPlayzMxwlPlayz13 days ago
  • my dog was behind me watching this with me the whole time and he probably thinks “why isn’t it squid up?”

  • It took me 30 days between adding it to the watch later queue and watching this video. I feel I'm on my way to becoming a master procrastinator.

    StreamBonkerStreamBonker14 days ago
  • Jesus is coming! Please repent and turn away from your sins! May God bless you and your family Daidus!

    FollowerOfJesusFollowerOfJesus14 days ago
  • this feels like a ripoff of hey arnold

    Home LandHome Land14 days ago
  • Im alredy lazy

    The OmenThe Omen14 days ago
  • I was gonna comment when this came out but I kinda...procrastinated

    JGJG14 days ago
  • “Ever MONDAY” “or els kill me” OK LET ME GET MY DEATH NOTE, SANGWOO, BUM Stop killing each other and get over here! Don’t u make jokes like that!

    Twiggyz ZTwiggyz Z15 days ago
  • As a master procrastinator myself, listen to Daidus, he’s spitting straight facts. *You can always listen to him later if you don’t feel like it right now*

    Ethan SilvaEthan Silva15 days ago
  • Such a mood

    Little RainbowLittle Rainbow15 days ago
  • Me- *procrastinating noob I have to upload at least once a week, to Daidus I’m nobody* 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Daidus- “sensei procrastinator is in the house I haven’t uploaded for 3 months baby.... WOOOOOO”

    Studio SoggyStudio Soggy15 days ago
  • How to be a master at procrastination Don’t upload For 3 months I see u got that from domics 1:47

    Studio SoggyStudio Soggy15 days ago
  • Daidus is definitely the master at procrastination he didn’t even upload for 3 months.

    Studio SoggyStudio Soggy15 days ago
  • when he said "relive that feeling again"... I felt that.

    BaWalaikaBaWalaika15 days ago
  • *Procrastinates to procrastinate to procrastinate to procrastinate*

    Laugh And BluebLaugh And Blueb15 days ago
  • Ill pay you to say congratulations to me

    The Instant NoodlesThe Instant Noodles15 days ago
  • I have mastered being scum I live in my mom's basement and she doesn't even know I steal her food I procrastinate procrastinating I slept through every online class this year

    MONIKAMONIKA16 days ago
  • is it just me or does he sound like a male version of tabbes?🤔

    Aayushi thosarAayushi thosar16 days ago
  • Daidus: But dig a little deeper... These people be hurtin' inside USkeys: *cuts off to commercial* Commercial: MAYBELINE INSTANT ERASE Erase your pain, workaholics

    K-M-V StudiosK-M-V Studios16 days ago
  • this video makes me feel edit: only thing is that I procrastinate but the day before the deadline i stay up and end up finishing my projects/assignments etc

    Cookie CatgirlCookie Catgirl16 days ago
  • How to be a master procrastinator? just do it later

    Jo YuriJo Yuri16 days ago
  • Just glossing over NTR... pfft-

    Ishika ShanaiIshika Shanai16 days ago
  • this is the summarisation of my school life

    Krishna NiranjanKrishna Niranjan16 days ago
  • I missed youiu your my favoriteee

    Jordan AlbersJordan Albers17 days ago
  • you should have made a video saying u would post this the next day and then post it the day after the next

    Purple OrangesPurple Oranges17 days ago