When Barack Obama First Asked Michelle About Running For President, She Said No

Nov 25, 2020
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President Obama's new book, "A Promised Land," goes through the events that led to his decision to run for president and why Michelle Obama originally said "no" to the idea. Don't miss Part 3 of Stephen Colbert's in-depth interview with the iconic former president. #Colbert #PresidentObama #BarackObama
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  • When I heard President Obama’s speech at the DNC. I had no idea who he was. I said to whom ever I was with at the time, this guy is good. He will run for President. The best 8 years in a long time!! Cmon President Biden, lets get it back!!

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  • What if Hillary had won in 2008 get reelected and Obama running and winning 2016 and 2020... oh man... what a different world would've be

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  • i liked president obama and michelle. they were smart but normal people. the one we have now (trump) is a joke. cant wait until the new administration comes in.

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  • I have just noticed something about OBAMA positive though but i won't say it

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  • Your not far enough apart guys. Your actually way too far away from each other. I know you both were scanned. Geeees.

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  • I miss him

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  • I didn't get the reference! Thank you Mr.President!!! :P

    Julia SJulia S9 days ago
  • God! what a refreshing change after watching that orange cretin for weeks and weeks and seeing him disgrace that office , If they had any sense they would have changed the rules and just allowed him to be in power forever, or even make him a living God like the Dalai Lama

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  • I love how Obama is enjoying the moment and talking to the crowd while Biden is just trying to get his lunch

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  • What does it say about a man who chooses to improve his image by being interviewed by "a stand-up comedian"? A JOKE! And even better, it is actually such a powerful joke that Uncle Bejing Joe decided to copy his master. Makes TWO JOKES.

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  • It’s December 24th, 2020, and Barack Obama is still the most corrupt president in history.

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    • Meanwhile, in Reality, Obama's administration was exceedingly non-corrupt, but was followed by an administration that broke records for corruption and criminality.

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  • Obama is great. Colbert is *awful.* Jesus.

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  • So nice to hear an eloquent president again. Missed you, mr. president Obama.

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  • 5:42 Stephen Cobert is so easily butthurt. Look at his face. ''That how slow u read sir''...Geez. Same when Conan O Brien pokes fun at him, he can't stand it. This dude has a pathetic thin skin like Donny Trump. Chill Stephen, jesus man. How does he makes fun of Obama but then Obama takes a soft jab back at him. Colbert's triggered lol.

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  • He looks at Obama with such loving eyes,lol.

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  • Colbert is honestly acting pretty obnoxious

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  • I dont know what I'll be facing when I get home. Then he closes his eyes and you really just feel that moment for him. Lol Michelle's gonna kick your butt Barack lol

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    • I noticed that too. Sub-conscious desire to block out thoughts of what’s coming. Shows he was genuine in his comments

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  • I don’t want Michelle Obama as president. Barrack was bad enough!

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  • What authority does Obama have to speak when he didn’t do anything for 8 years while in office. He was chummy chummy with mediocre prime ministers and president of the world i.e. Canadian prime minster Trudeau. I never was big in following and understanding politics but Trump really educated the public how dark are the Democratic Party with poor leaders such Obama, Biden and Kamala.

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  • Steven colbert is so funny....I fell for him when he did a skit on daily show. He called a gay black a double minority.....I feel off the bed and he said it in a serious face....bro I still laugh thinking about it

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  • Steven could you be just a tad more kind to him and less cheeky. It’s like you need to put him in his place. It’s sort of an insecure male thing guys do and it’s sort of sad. Stop it . You are funny and brilliant and we love you so please dhow some respect to your guest who is also brilliant and served us well at great cost .

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  • to be real, as a non native english speaker i love the speaking style of obama in his audio book...because i can actually understand him.

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  • Who does he want to play him in the movie.....Will?

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  • I love Obama and Stephen's relationship. Stephen is Michelle's friend, and Barack knows it. He doesn't even try to hide that he knows it's like that lmao

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  • For the record Mr. President, I DID notice the important regulations you put on appliances to cut carbon.

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  • I really miss Obama. He is so honest and real. A good man.

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  • Remember how Obama was able to laugh at himself? That people made jokes at his expense and he was able to laugh along and didn't immediately go on a Twitter Tantrum? No joke, there's a video online where Obama makes a "Thanks Obama" joke. It's uncanny. Trump would never be able to do something like that. It'd hurt his poor ego too much.

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  • When asked about things for which Obama did not receive credit, I would add the alternative he chose when Assad "Crossed the Red Line". Many accused Obama of being weak for not bombing Syria following the use of chemical weapons. Instead, he succeeded in having 1308 TONS OF CHEMICAL WEAPONS REMOVED. Consider this: -) Assad had widely dispersed his chemical weapons (Sarin, Mustard gas, etc.) -) We didn't know where all the chemical stockpiles were -) Assad had placed some stockpiles within urban settings - which precluded bombing them -) A retaliatory strike at an army base or the like would have questionable effect. -) IN 2013-2013, Assad's regime was in danger of falling to Al Qaeda, Al Nusra, and the Taliban -) If Assad's regime collapsed, the terrorists would possess those chemical weapons Instead of bombing Obama (and Kerry) with the aid of Russia, had 1308 TONS of chemical weapons removed and destroyed. THAT was a good move, far superior to bombing a few sites in Syria.

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  • "I read it, she does" Colbert is such a Michele fan

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  • Barack is a criminal.

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  • Listening to Obama be interviewed and Trump be interviewed makes it clear why there is such a huge education gap in the voting.

    Aaron WeintrobAaron WeintrobMonth ago
  • She stayed mad all 8 years 😂😂😂😂😂 AND IT WOULD FLARE UP OCCASIONALLY 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can so picture this, him coming home one day and she’s sitting on the couch staring at him and then huffs away 😭 He’s like, wait what just happened? Don’t tell me it’s the President thing again 😅

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  • I didn’t know the reference lmao

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  • Me: I'm gonna run for president... Wife: What? Me: What?!

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  • Let the man, (former President Obama), tell me who George is! So who is is this George that Stephen Colbert says "everyone knows "?

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  • After reminiscing how he ruined our country for 8 years, and hoping for a third term through Hillary or now Biden, I can only say thank you Jesus for delivering us from this evil man and his policies.

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  • Sorry Stephen, I haven't a clue who George R R. Martin is. You should have let him finish his explanation.

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  • I started to cry when he first spoke. I miss him so much and the last four years have been hell. He's truly a great man!

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    • @btemolder you see nothing bad about a guy who's responsible for the death of innocents? What a great role model

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  • I'm listening to his book right now (he reads it himself on Audible) and I am loving it so far (though, at this point I think Michelle's was slightly better)

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  • President Barack Obama is by far the best President to have graced the oval office since I've been alive. President Obama has been sorely missed by me and mine for an eternity... ever since 2016. Can you guess why that is? I'll give you several hints: he has a well-established tan-his skin glows with the color of orange, his hair is that of legend-sports a comb over without actually having a comb over... legendary, he is all about compromise-never plays well with any other, he has obviously mastered the "art of the the deal"-North Korea, China, and Stormy Daniels will attest to that farcicality, he is close friends with someone called the rocketman, he loves his daughter-no I mean he really loves his daughter (what sons?), he wordsmith like no other-he can say or yell "you're fired" better than anyone alive, he is a pro cartographer- graduating sharpie cum laude from nowhere university specializing in map inaccuracy and the sniffing of all markers, he is an accomplished artist when it comes to coloring his own happy meal box, he has to have his morning covfefe-otherwise, it's his nightly covfefe and he's up tweeting all night, he is a staunch supporter of all news fake-a big fan the Alex and his gay frogs, he loves Americans more than any other people in the whole wide world-killing more than all of America's enemies... combined (give or take a couple of thousand), he has a bigly crush a certain russian-he likes to calls him VladdyDaddy, he pays his taxes-just not on paper or in real life, he says he never tells a lie-a huge fan of cutting down all trees (especially cherry ones), he is referred to as babyboy by his domina wife-he loves it when she murders him with her eyes and smacks his tiny hands in public, facemasks are not his thing-he loves spitting on the poor, he loves TicToc and orange flavored Tic Tacs, he is more evolved than most orangutans, he hires then he fires only the best people, he keeps his promises-America is winning so much Americans are sick of winning...literally, he absolutely loves Mexico-just not Mexico's men, women, or children, his posture/physique rivals most penguins and elephant seals thanks the strenuous 3x/day workouts he gets lifting all of those heavy buckets of chicken, he' desires more than anything to be a successful snipe hunter (much unlike his son)-finding/killing/eating the elusive/nonexistent buffalo with wings, he suffers from persistent diarrhea of the mouth and is known to keep his spare toilet paper close, he is the least racist person he knows-his bestie is grand at being a wizard, he is a man that likes his shoes to be of the slip-on or velcro kind-for some weird reason when he ties a bow it looks like a noose, he is a student of humility-never gives credit if he can take it for himself. Now, can you guess who it is I am speaking of? Ok, ok... I'll give you one more hint: his last name rhymes with dump.

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