Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha

Feb 12, 2020
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It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail about how you would get away with said murder. We call this the Murder Your Friend Tag haha.
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  • Unus Annus🙏

    Cierra ReedCierra Reed8 hours ago
  • "WoW tHats SO dArK"

    Cyborg StudiosCyborg StudiosDay ago
  • I wish i could explain why this is so funny without being like: maybe murder is funny

    REVREV2 days ago
  • 10:30 I’m telling my kids this was the edge of sleep

    Taylar CookTaylar Cook2 days ago
  • Day seven of re-watching Unus Annus, Oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god I'm soooo behind oh fuck god oh oh fuck- (The most menacing episode)

    Ultima OreonUltima Oreon2 days ago
  • Creepypasta alert lmao

    Bl00dy lollypop5Bl00dy lollypop53 days ago
  • I think theres another side effect of HeeHoo that mark has been experiencing throughout this video..

    Bl00dy lollypop5Bl00dy lollypop53 days ago
  • Not surprised this is one of the titles for Unus Anus

    Bl00dy lollypop5Bl00dy lollypop53 days ago
  • "I've given them something where they can't move, but they can see everything happening." Succinylcholine, what you're looking for is succinylcholine. And no, there is no reversal or immunity to it, Mark. Though, if rocuronium or vecuronium were used, then the reversal agent would be neostigmine or (more reliably) sugammadex. Also, all of these agents cause no sedation or analgesic (pain relieving) effects. With that said, they paralyze everything including the diaphragm, so your prize will not be breathing. So work fast.

    SGT CloudrunnerSGT Cloudrunner3 days ago
  • low key want to do this with my friends??

    Alex ConverseAlex Converse3 days ago
  • It’s a cult it’s a cult it’s a cult

    SneebleSneeble3 days ago
  • My balls hurt now

    Payton StibbsPayton Stibbs3 days ago
  • Me: using knife to conserve ammo Everyone at the paintball tournament: 10:03

    TanookiBobTanookiBob4 days ago
  • Ninety-first video: Finished.

    Encarna Peña GuzmánEncarna Peña Guzmán4 days ago
  • this is literally the plot of nbc hannibal

    denny viberdenny viber4 days ago
  • Omg 9:50 I choked on my food 😂😂

    dirldirl5 days ago
  • How is this video still on USkeys

    That's just Cottagecore babyyyThat's just Cottagecore babyyy5 days ago
  • 3:54 Twitter yesterday would agree.

    Anthony EkesAnthony Ekes5 days ago
  • Honestly Ethans "screams of excitement" kinda fucked me up. Like I didnt want that visual

    Siren SixxSiren Sixx6 days ago
  • Mark's wincing, but he'd probably enjoy the torture.

    Milo McMahonMilo McMahon6 days ago
  • I'm eating nachos. You guys want some?

    Sean.the.bombSean.the.bomb7 days ago
  • In scene 1:12 the scream just feels satisfing

    Michael CastonMichael Caston7 days ago
  • This was my birthday video. This is by far the best birthday day gifts ever. In my opinion 😂😂😂

    Samantha BakerSamantha Baker7 days ago
  • As a homicidal person I go off on many fantasies each day on what I would do to a person. This is great :)

    IsMathRelated ToScienceIsMathRelated ToScience7 days ago
  • Mark :wants to make it quick and easy... Not very painful Ethan: full on yandere Sadist , slow and painful My prize forever Together forever Crime of passion shit

    Bubbles LokaiBubbles Lokai8 days ago
  • I love how this is my birthday video XD

    Fandom _ QueenFandom _ Queen8 days ago
  • Alternate title: Two bros eatin' a melon.

    Howdy PartnerinoHowdy Partnerino8 days ago
  • Ethan is such a sweet person, like even pretend murdering someone he's like, "Oh ima caress their cheek :3"

    Jackson W. K. MagnessJackson W. K. Magness9 days ago
    • Nevermind I spoke too soon, I didn't finish the video before I posted this comment 💀

      Jackson W. K. MagnessJackson W. K. Magness9 days ago
  • anyone else viciously terrified of ethan now

    TahlsTahls9 days ago
  • I want the last video to be bloopers. Like whenever they were trying to be serious but would start cracking up

    TheGoofiestGooberTheGoofiestGoober9 days ago
  • Yeee

    MysteryKittyz2939MysteryKittyz293910 days ago
  • That's an awesome idea for the first date

    beekeeperbeekeeper10 days ago
  • The moment Ethan pulled out those swords my mind screamed FRUIT NINJA so suddenly I'm back in 2012

    Lisa KokxLisa Kokx10 days ago
  • on today’s episode of criminal minds:

    Jayda TorresJayda Torres11 days ago
  • This is my birthday vid😆

    Natalie CappellettiNatalie Cappelletti11 days ago
  • I love how axe throwing and laying on broken glass has a "this video may be inappropriate for some users" warning at the start of the video but not talking about cruel ways to murder people Also, watching on, these guys are giving serious Variant vibes from Outlast and I'm not sure how to feel about it XD I seriously wanna know what goes on post recording, like a self reflecting moment on the terrifyingly sadistic video they just created...

    Jaz Sandhu MusicJaz Sandhu Music11 days ago
  • So, everyone's talking about how mark is a masochist and Ethan is a sadist, But damn, Ethan can scream.

    Garfield RixGarfield Rix12 days ago
  • Anyway...

    Sin DeWittSin DeWitt12 days ago
  • So glad that this was my birthday video😂😂😂

    Zoernina 444Zoernina 44412 days ago
  • Alternate title: darkiplier sadistically taunts ethan so he can kidnap him so "mark" can punish ethan

    kroun the clone commanderkroun the clone commander12 days ago
  • Oh this was my birthday video

    Amilene Lara cruzAmilene Lara cruz12 days ago
  • The title scares me ;-;

    Misty _2630Misty _263012 days ago
  • I fucking love this XD

    Kitty KitsuneKitty Kitsune13 days ago
  • Totally forgot to say this was my birthday video

    Raymond McMaleRaymond McMale15 days ago
  • Ethan was so much more into and dedicated to this than Mark and I’m not kidding I got pretty creeped out by the whole “bit”

    Lumia LivesLumia Lives15 days ago
  • I like how Mark is just having the internal struggle between Warfstache and Darkiplier, so his “style” ends up being a bit messy

    Just Some Guy with a chin MustacheJust Some Guy with a chin Mustache16 days ago
  • ... what did I just witnessessnessess?

    jadediah Pennyjadediah Penny16 days ago
  • Unus Annus

    Lou LouLou Lou16 days ago
  • *Weak.*

    notsae66notsae6616 days ago
  • Hi . I was here Remember me

    hehe ehhehe eh16 days ago
  • This episode of Hannibal is so underrated

    Max FitzMax Fitz16 days ago
  • Finally watching my unus annus birthday video.

    Kaiju KyleKaiju Kyle16 days ago
  • is that...is that bed knife?

    Lily jeffLily jeff16 days ago
  • mark: hammering ethans fake balls ethan: oohhh god YES

    ray is breadray is bread17 days ago
  • Mark with that knife... flash forward to the video where he kills Ethan with said knife and Unus is seen at the window

    Harley QuinnHarley Quinn17 days ago
  • If this video has taught me anything, it’s that between these two, you’ll wanna get murdered by Mark because, unlike Ethan, Mark will end your misery real quick 👀

    Kaunoe KazooKaunoe Kazoo17 days ago
  • Wow that's pretty kool.

    CakedZombie 2: Electric BoogalooCakedZombie 2: Electric Boogaloo18 days ago
  • Ethan: You should talk to Cross Angel... Mark: ( long silence ) no...

    Apollyon CreepsApollyon Creeps18 days ago
  • Sooo youtube age restricts a walking on glass video but it doesn’t age restrict all the videos where they talk about killing eachother? Makes perfect sense xD

    random_fandom_editsrandom_fandom_edits18 days ago
  • Marks face when he realizes how dark ethan is.

    desiree gorleydesiree gorley18 days ago
  • 💕🧚‍♀️2:23 has Dexter vibes. 😌🧚‍♀️💕

    Breanne MurrellBreanne Murrell18 days ago
  • My birthday video!

    anasazi smithanasazi smith19 days ago
  • This is gonna be funny

    ZARR ytZARR yt19 days ago
  • This was my birthday video

    Donovan TDonovan T19 days ago
  • Wow, this might be the least funny video either of them have ever done

    Tilly PTilly P19 days ago
  • What a wonderful birthday gift. . . Nothing better then watching two buds discuss the various ways to end the other.

    The Lacey Barbarian KenyThe Lacey Barbarian Keny19 days ago
  • This is my birthday video-

    Elizabeth Ferdin-CentenoElizabeth Ferdin-Centeno19 days ago
  • I keep on forgetting that this was my birthday video. Ah the memories...

    Waphlz The EnforcerWaphlz The Enforcer19 days ago
  • Hahaaa this is my unus annus birthday video

    JennizJenniz19 days ago
  • This was on my birthday.

    CarolineCaroline19 days ago
  • Just realized this is my birthday video. I am very happy with this result

    SteryaSterya19 days ago
  • why did i not get a warning on this video but i did for axe throwing?? wtf USkeys. I mean I'm not complaining but, that's w e i r d

    Katsuki BakugoKatsuki Bakugo19 days ago
  • I know this is late but there is know darkiplier or blank game plays it's just that mark are Ethan are the dark twisted ones

    let's film stufflet's film stuff19 days ago
  • I was here!

    •Itz_JustRoss• UwU•Itz_JustRoss• UwU19 days ago
  • am I the only on who ACTUALLY enjoyed watching this? and am I also the only one who could smell the watermelon through the screen-? 😂

    Robin StarkRobin Stark20 days ago
  • I'm re-watching all of the videos before the end and it's just occurring to me how many times mark has killed ethan during this year

    Piper LittlehalesPiper Littlehales21 day ago
  • so anyways turns out Ethan is actually terrifying

    Winnie QWERTYWinnie QWERTY21 day ago
  • BREAKING NEWS: Mark kidnaps Ethan and eats his left testical.

    Simon GrantSimon Grant21 day ago
  • The murder boners are showing.

    FlyingFist420FlyingFist42021 day ago
  • Darkiplier and Wilford Warfstache meet BlackGamePlays

    EmilyOddTreeEmilyOddTree21 day ago
  • 11:03 ;)

    PorrtyPorrty22 days ago
  • 0:28 Zombie Markiplier?

    Aliea HoweAliea Howe22 days ago
  • Mark: "By my experimentation... No." *What experimentation?*

    helljumpperhelljumpper22 days ago
  • I’m getting strong dexter vibes from Ethan.... alarming to say the least...

    Olivia ReevesOlivia Reeves23 days ago
  • I’m lowkey scared bc I may have been sadistically smirking the whole time Ethan was hypothetically murdering mark.

    H͓̽a͓̽h͓̽a͓̽h͓̽a͓̽H͓̽a͓̽h͓̽a͓̽h͓̽a͓̽23 days ago
  • Why is Mark's garage so empty?

    Josephi KrakowskiJosephi Krakowski24 days ago
  • 11:01 Are we just glossing over the fact that when Ethan "got excited from the magic trick", he screamed please... *maybe he's the masochist*

    No ThanksNo Thanks24 days ago
    • Also, at about 11:44 he screams yes, I'm concerned

      No ThanksNo Thanks24 days ago
  • This video is awkward conversations incarnate

    SPENCER THE OTAKUSPENCER THE OTAKU24 days ago
  • Voodoo doll ✨magic✨

    Monster_Ink 00Monster_Ink 0024 days ago
  • Wh- a video I haven’t watched

    Noodle DoodlesNoodle Doodles24 days ago
  • Mark: Insane Ethan: Calm End results: Both end up killing each other

    Gxbby NxraGxbby Nxra25 days ago
  • This is fing dark, Ethan.

    AmyPepperflyAmyPepperfly25 days ago
  • Wait, i just realized, ive been smiling through the whole video :/

    Brokoli NyergesBrokoli Nyerges26 days ago
  • wow

    splarff Gooplysplarff Gooply26 days ago
  • Darkiplier and Blankgameplays enters the chat

    AnonymintAnonymint26 days ago
  • *knock knock knock* FBI OPEN UP!

    Final fantasy ForeverFinal fantasy Forever26 days ago
  • I'm suddenly attracted to Ethan

    ScorpionDaddyScorpionDaddy26 days ago
  • RIP:Mark and Ethans dummy. Also, this video was basically about being insane and killing watermelons...they had a lot of watermelons.

    Megan NewtonMegan Newton26 days ago
  • Love how you can see them making the sound effects of the "prize"

    Lumine owoLumine owo27 days ago
  • Watching from the future! I am liking and commenting every video!

    Dio BrandoDio Brando27 days ago
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